The Bookshelf

Movies from Books Meme

I’ve missed out on a lot of intriguing memes lately because I haven’t had the time to comment on lengthy lists of stuff, so when I spotted a fairly short one over at SF Signal, I figured I’d better grab it. It’s about sci-fi movies based on books…

[Update: Looks like I was having a moment of extreme dumbness when when I posted this last night — instead of doing as the third rule asks and italicizing only the movie titles for which which I started the book but didn’t finish it, I italicized all of the titles. Because they’re titles and you’re supposed to italicize those. Doh! Anyway, they’re fixed now, if it matters to anyone…]

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Introducing Gabriel Hunt

The Adventures of Gabriel Hunt

Oh, I think I’m going to like this… via Michael May’s Adventureblog I’ve just heard about a new series of pulp-adventure novels to be published by Hard Case Crime, the wonderful small-press company that’s been trying to single-handedly revive a bygone aesthetic with a mix of Golden Age reprints and new material by current authors, all wrapped in lurid vintage-style art work. (FYI, Hard Case may be best known for publishing Stephen King’s experimental mystery/journalism novel The Colorado Kid, which I quite liked although I know many other folks did not).

Bookgasm has the goods on this new series:

Debuting next May, the novels will be issued once a month in true serial fashion, ghostwritten by several Hard Case authors under the nom de plume of [Gabriel] Hunt himself, the globetrotting adventurer, with painted covers by Glen Orbik.

The publisher promises classic adventure fiction aimed squarely at “anyone who grew up reading H. Rider Haggard and Edgar Rice Burroughs or watching Harrison Ford wield his bullwhip at the movies.” Sounds right up my alley, and in fact I’m jealous I didn’t think of doing this myself. The timing probably couldn’t be better; I suspect there’s a whole lot of people out there for whom Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was just good enough to whet their appetite for more period adventure, but they haven’t quite known where to find it. In fact, when I saw the promo art above, I thought at first glance that it was for a new Indy tie-in (it was the Sallah clone in the fez that did it, I think, since Gabriel Hunt himself looks more like Rick O’Connell in the Mummy movies).

Anyhow, if you think this might be something you’d like, too, head over to “Hunt’s” official web site and sign up for the email newsletter. I’ll post more details about the series as I encounter them…

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Another Book List/Meme Thingie

I’m such a sucker for these meme/booklist things. Sigh.
Courtesy of Jaquandor:

…it’s a list of books most often marked “Unread” on LibraryThing, indicating books people have copies of either so they can say they own them, or in the best intentions of reading ’em someday if only James Patterson would quit churning out must-read thrillers or whatnot. (Like I’m any different!) Anyway, the instructions are to bold the ones you’ve read, underline the ones you read for school, and italicize the ones you’ve started but not finished. I’ll add another two rules: strike the ones you know you’ll never, ever read and don’t even own a copy of, and mark with a star (*) the ones you own and really, genuinely intend to read one of these days. OK? OK!

(Note: I made a few minor editorial changes to Jaq’s set-up; hope nobody minds!)

To this set of instructions, I’d also add a mark to indicate the books you do not own but would like to read one of these days. Let’s make that one a plus sign ( +).

Alright then, shall we?

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How Do You Pronounce “Gaiman” Anyhow?

Here’s kind of an interesting little page, whereupon you can listen to “brief recordings of authors and illustrators saying their names.” I must confess that I don’t recognize most of the names on the list, and also it seems that some of the names are pretty self-explanatory — really, who can’t figure out how to pronounce “Ann M. Martin“? — but I like the idea here. It would be especially useful in science fiction circles, where many authors seem to flaunt esoteric and/or eccentric noms de plume.
(Manys the time I’ve encountered some doughy geek-boy in a Doctor Who t-shirt — the sort who claim to despise the original Star Trek but secretly covet Captain Kirk’s skill with the ladies, green-skinned and otherwise — who defiantly insists that Author X says his or her name this way, and anyone who would dare to pronounce it differently is obviously a complete ignoramus. It’s a sci-fi thing, I guess, that unique combination of obstinate arrogance and screaming insecurity.)
In any event, the web site did help me clear up one nagging question for me: Neil Gaiman, author of the amazing Sandman comics among other things, says his last name “GAY-mun,” not “GUY-mun.” Good to know…

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The Secret Lives of Wizards

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I finished the Harry Potter series back around the end of August — I meant to write a nice long entry about the experience and my reactions to the whole Potter phenom, but, as you may have noticed, I haven’t been able to write many nice long entries lately; the short version is that I liked these books, far more than I ever anticipated — and I’ve got to admit, it never occurred to me that Dumbledore was gay. His sexuality never entered into my conception of him at all, actually, just as I never really wondered what kind of trouble Gandalf got himself up to after smoking a big old bowlful of, ahem, “hobbit leaf,” or whether crazy old Ben Kenobi occasionally liked to visit the famous “Bantha Ranch” House of Hospitality in Anchorhead’s red-light district. The respective texts simply don’t provide — nor do the stories require — this level of characterization for these guys, who we all know are little more than archetypal mentor figures, no matter that we love them so much. But hey, if Rowling says Dumbledore is gay, then so be it. She would know better than us, and it doesn’t trouble me in the least if he is. It’s just not anything I imagined, and I personally don’t see any hard evidence for it within the story. (I will grant that Dumbledore is probably the best fleshed-out of the three mentors, in terms of having a detailed backstory that the reader is allowed to experience as part of the book’s main plot, but there’s still nothing there that suggested any kind of a sex life, gay or straight, in my opinion.)

That doesn’t mean, of course, that other people won’t see whatever they want to see now that the idea has been planted. I imagine this will only add fuel to the fire for those busybody whackjobs who are already down on the Potter books because they’ve got our kids thinking about that evil, nasty witchcraft. Um, yeah… and all the other beloved classic stories that people have been exposing their kids to for generations, from the Brothers Grimm to The Wizard of Oz to, yes, Star Wars, have absolutely nothing to do with magic or the supernatural…

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Pixar Is Going to Barsoom!

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Some of my favorite books growing up were the so-called Martian Tales of Edgar Rice Burroughs, the pulpy adventures of a Civil War veteran from Virginia named John Carter who is magically transported to the dying planet Mars (Barsoom, to the locals), where he encounters all manner of creatures, monsters, beasts, villains, lunatics, arcane technology, ancient civilizations, and, of course, beautiful, scantily clad women as seen in the wonderful artwork above. (That painting by Michael Whelan was used for the cover of the first book in the series, A Princess of Mars, during the 1970s and ’80s, and is the imagery I automatically associate with these stories. Click to embiggen.)

For an adolescent boy who had moved beyond childish things but hasn’t yet hit the full flush of puberty — say around 11 or 12 — those books were like catnip for the imagination, amazing, swashbuckling stories in which swordplay mingled with anti-gravity technology, and adventure and feats of derring-do were always in the offing. Oh, and did I mention the scantily clad women?

There has been talk of a movie version of Princess of Mars for years, but nothing has ever come of it, probably because special effects technology just wasn’t up to the task of depicting what Burroughs described without coming off as impossibly cheesy. At least not at a halfway-reasonable cost. And an animated Barsoom movie, while always possible, probably would’ve been prohibitively expensive, too, certainly if it was going to be as eye-popping as it deserves to be.
That’s no longer a problem, however, and it looks like a John Carter movie may finally be happening. Even better, it’s being developed by Pixar, a film company with what I would consider to be a flawless record.

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Random ‘Net Crap on a Saturday Afternoon

Well, I’ve been been accomplishing nothing fast on this lovely Saturday afternoon. The Girlfriend is spending the weekend at her parents’ place out in Tooele and I was planning to take care of all kinds of mundane jobs around the Compound that I keep putting off, but instead I’ve spent much of the day puttering around my office, surfing the web, IM’ing with some buddies, and listening to Pandora.com. (That’s been a strange journey today. The algorithms that supposedly determine your tastes started me off with Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn”; now, three hours later, I’m listening to Ozzy Osbourne. That either says something about me, or about Pandora, and I haven’t been able to decide which…)

You know what, though? I’m okay with not having done anything noteworthy today. It’s felt damn good to just screw around, actually. I’ve been something of a stress-kitten lately, and I’ve been suffering for it (briefly, I carry my tension in my back and I also tend to sleep in awkward positions, and those two variables reached critical mass about a week ago and left me with a kinked neck that I couldn’t turn to the left without yelping in pain). Well, I just realized that nothing hurts at the moment, for the first time in days. It’s luxurious, and it goes a long way toward assuaging my conscience.

And if that’s not enough, I’ve found some amusing stuff out there today, which I will share with you below the fold:

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