Music

Continuing in the Same Vein…

I haven’t followed country music very much (read: not at all) since the early ’90s, so I’m only dimly aware of who Taylor Swift is, and I probably wouldn’t even know her name if she hadn’t done that CMT Crossroads thing with Def Leppard a year ago. But then, you really don’t need to know who someone is to enjoy something like this, do you?

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I don’t have my dad’s uncanny knack for identifying classic cars on minimal evidence — his knowledge of mid-century tail-light design is nothing short of amazing — but I think she’s sitting in a Chevy Bel Air from the early ’60s. A pretty girl in a cool old car… these things make me happy.
(Via.)

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Something Yummy for Your Thursday Morning Coffee Break

Despite the best efforts of a couple of well-meaning and enthusiastic friends, I still do not get the appeal of anime, i.e., Japanese animated films. I also don’t get — aside from a handful of titles — manga, or Japanese comic books.
But I very definitely do see the appeal of Kirsten Dunst dressed in some kind of anime princess outfit as she wanders the streets of Tokyo’s infamous geek mecca, the Akihabara district:

Yeah, now that’s a pretty sight. Kirsten hasn’t exactly lived up to the hype of a few years ago that painted her as the Next Big Thing, but I like her. And I really like her in this get-up. The short skirt and the stockings are nice, of course, but weird as it sounds, I’m really grooving on the blue hair. I don’t know, it just works for me.

From what I can discern, this photo is a behind-the-scenes candid from a video shoot. An artist named Murakami, in association with Hollywood director McG, filmed a short starring Dunst for an exhibition at the Tate Modern in London. Modern art is, of course, something else I do not get. But whatever, I can live with it if it gets me pics of Kirsten Dunst in a tiny skirt and blue hair. More photos and info here; original source for this here.

Do I have to go back to work now?

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A Tremor in the Force

Loyal Readers of this blog know that I think the musician Rick Springfield is one of the coolest guys in show business.
Somewhat less well-known (since I’ve never actually mentioned it) is the fact that I think exactly the opposite of David Archuleta, the young man who came in second on American Idol a while back. (I don’t know exactly how far back… it seems to me like that damn show is always running, and I don’t follow it closely enough to distinguish individual seasons.)
Now, L’il Davey, as I like to call him, just happens to be a hometown hero — he comes from Murray, Utah, a former industrial center located right smack in the middle of the Salt Lake Valley, not more than a 15-minute drive from my front door. Utahns are nothing if not savagely loyal to their own, especially one of their own who happens to have been on national television, so I am risking a lot of heat by dissing the kid in public like this. But I can’t help it. He’s just so… goofy. Whenever I say things like that, my mother and The Girlfriend are quick to remind me that he’s just a kid, that he’s probably had a sheltered upbringing, that he seems to be a very sweet boy, and all of that is undeniably true. He is also — in my humble opinion — awkward on stage, shy to the point of seeming eternally dumbfounded, and too sickeningly wholesome to be any kind of genuine pop star. He is not merely not-cool; he is anti-cool.

So what then am I supposed to make of… this:

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And Now, With Their Number-One Hit…

In one of those weird moments of Internet synchronicity, I spotted the following video over on Boing Boing just as I was finishing up the previous entry. Actually, it’s just audio without any more video than what you’re seeing right now, but whatever. The song is a “I’m a Boinger” by Billy and the Boingers, a fictional rock band that Berke Breathed cooked up for Bloom County in response to the Congressional hearings on sex in popular music that took place in the mid-80s. It and another song — “U Stink But I ♥ U” — were released on one of those floppy record thingies that used to come in magazines sometimes back in the pre-digital days, those square “discs” that you usually had to put a penny on to make them play properly. The Boingers disc was bound into the Bloom County collection Billy and the Boingers Bootleg… and yes, if you’re wondering, I still have my copy of both the book and the record down the Bennion Archives (i.e., my basement). This version is much more accessible, though; my thanks to whoever digitized this:

I haven’t heard that in probably 20 years. And you know… for a gag record that came as a free insert with a book of cartoons, it’s actually a pretty good song…

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Rare Berkeley Breathed Interview

I first encountered Bloom County, the renowned daily newspaper cartoon strip by Berke Breathed, in middle school. It caught my eye one day because — can you guess? — Breathed was doing a Star Wars parody in which one of his regular characters dreams that he is Luke Skywalker, with the rest of the Star Wars cast “played” by other inhabitants of the strip. (Opus the Penguin is featured as Artoo in a memorable sight gag.) As I recall, this was around the time of Return of the Jedi‘s release in 1983; I liked the cartoons so much that I cut them out of the paper and kept them in the back corner of my desk drawer for years. Unfortunately, I threw them out during a moment of extreme dumbassery following the purchase of a Bloom County collection that included the storyline. Naturally, I later realized I’d rather have those yellow scraps of newsprint for my collection of vintage memorabilia than another damn book. C’est la vie, I suppose.

In any event, I was hooked by that storyline, and I continued to read Bloom County until the end of its run in 1989. I thought it was funny more often than not, frequently LOL-funny, as we now say, and I liked the gentle absurdity that permeated the strip. Also, the frequent references to Star Wars, Star Trek, Michael Jackson, and other pop-cultural touchstones appealed to my fanboy sensibilities. And, for someone whose experience with comic strips to that point had been limited to the vacuum-sealed worlds of Peanuts, Garfield, and Beetle Bailey, a strip that referenced and commented upon current events was utterly fascinating. I know Breathed’s forays into political subjects, as well as a generally liberal perspective on things, led to criticism that Bloom County was merely a knock-off of Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury with talking animals, but honestly, I think the similarity was a good thing. At least for me. Because I doubt I ever would’ve come to appreciate Doonesbury if the more adolescent-friendly Bloom County hadn’t prepared me first, and I do treasure Doonesbury now. In a very real sense, I owe one of my current daily pleasures to what Berke Breathed and his silly penguin were doing 20 years ago.

As I mentioned, Bloom County wrapped in 1989, and while he hasn’t been nearly as Salingeresque as, say, Gary Larson or Bill Watterson — he has created two “sequel” strips and written a number of children’s books over the past two decades — Breathed has kept a pretty low profile since then. Thus, the surprisingly candid interview I ran across yesterday was a revelation. It turns out Berkeley Breathed is a man with regrets, who’s willing to acknowledge that he was something of an ass in his younger days, and who doesn’t think much of his own talents or creations. I found him to be much more likable than I expected to. If you ever had a stuffed Opus doll — and my Loyal Readers aren’t wrong in assuming I still have mine! — go give it a read.

In a related note, the first volume of a new series of hardcover books collecting every Bloom County daily and Sunday strip (many never before reprinted, as the publicists say) is now available. It looks like a desirable addition to the library, and it’s even reasonably priced. If anyone would like to get me a late birthday present (or an early Christmas gift), there’s an idea for you.

Postscript: In looking up those Star Wars parody strips I linked to above, I was startled by the prescience of this one… how weird that Breathed came within a year of getting it right! And that he anticipated how the fanboys would one day turn on the Great Flanneled One!

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Too Busy to Blog, But Never Too Busy to Rock!

Well, I’m still at the office at 6:44 PM, looking at another late night following a really hectic day. Yay me. Long-time readers know how much it irritates me on those occasions when my job precludes me from having any time in the evenings to, you know, live. But long-time readers probably also don’t want to have to read yet another boring whine about how much I hate something. So instead, how about if I just share a photo with y’all? Behold:

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Yes, that’s right, kids. That’s my balding — but, I hasten to add, not yet completely bald! — head in the general vicinity of Rick Springfield! This was taken by my buddy Jack at a concert about ten days ago; he and his wife accompanied The Girlfriend and myself to the show and an overnight stay in Salt Lake’s favorite cultural relief valve, Wendover, Nevada.
And now, thanks to the wonders of the Internets and its peachy-keen user-generated content, here’s a video clip from that very same concert. This is the big climax of the show. Sing along, kids, you know the words…

Forced good humor aside, it is slightly amazing that that I can so easily find and view a reasonably good-quality amateur video of a concert I attended less than two weeks ago, and for free, too. If you’d told me way back in 1981 that we would one day be able to relive these sorts of events in this fashion, and while I’m still relatively young, I would’ve figured you’d been reading too much Arthur C. Clarke.

Sigh. I wonder what else I’ll be able to find on the tubes before that project I’m waiting on finally makes its way back to my desk…

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I Like Crap

Reading the Sunday funnies yesterday brought me to an important moment of self-realization.

No, really.

You see, yesterday’s edition of “Get Fuzzy” turned on a disparaging reference to the TV sitcom Two and a Half Men, a series that seems to be deeply loathed by a not-insignificant number of people. I like it, myself; it’s not remotely deep, but I find it is consistently laugh-out-loud funny, at least to my sensibilities, and I’m frankly baffled by the level of ire I often see directed at this amiable — if admittedly crass — little show.

So I was thinking all of these things about Two and a Half Men and suddenly it struck me.

OMG… I like crap.

The things the sophisticates, connoisseurs, intellectuals, and hipsters generally decry as lowbrow, superficial, or — how I have come to loathe this word! — cheesy are often the things I most enjoy. And in turn the things that make them gush with enthusiasm and sweet, sticky joy tend to leave me, well, unimpressed. Consider the evidence:

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My 50 Concerts Meme

Here’s another Facebook meme, courtesy of my friend and co-worker Waylon. The idea this time around is to list 50 musical artists or bands you’ve seen in concert. As with that movie meme from the other day, you’re not supposed to think too hard about this, but to list only the first 50 acts that occur to you. Of course, that presumes you’ve been to at least 50 concerts, which is a pretty unlikely situation, I think, for most people. But even if that’s in the realm of possibility, listing 50 music shows off the top of your head isn’t as easy as it sounds; I’ve kept a scrapbook of ticket stubs and reviews ever since my very first concert back in 1981, but without having it here beside me to refer to, I had a devil of a time remembering who-all I’ve seen. I couldn’t quite manage 50 names even when I included the handful of memorable opening acts I’ve seen, but I’m not sure if that means I haven’t actually seen 50 discrete musical artists or if I’m just forgetting somebody.
In any event, here are the results, along with the usual commentary, starting with the original rules:

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Now This Is Rock and Roll!

I was driving home last night about 12:30, with the top down and the light of a nearly full moon diffusing through a scrim of thin clouds. The air temperature was right where I like it, hovering just this side of being too chilly for shirt sleeves, the pleasant crispness that still signals to me that it’s time to get headed back to school, even though I’ve been finished with that chapter of my life for 20 years now. And this was on the radio:

Ahhh. These are the rare moments when I feel the most like the person I used to think I was supposed to be.

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Strangelove, or, How I Went to a New Wave Concert and Lived to Tell the Tale

If I were to fire up my time-traveling DeLorean and go tell my 17-year-old self that one day he would more-or-less willingly attend a Depeche Mode concert, I can only imagine the poor kid would sit up sleepless at night wondering when the early-onset dementia was going to hit. Depeche Mode? Really? But… but they’re a New Wave band!

You see, back in the days when the kind of music you listened to actually mattered, I self-identified as a rocker. Not a metalhead, mind you — my tastes were never that extreme — but the stuff that most strongly resonated with me was almost exclusively guitar-based, and mostly of that simple, feel-good variety that’s all about cars and summer nights and breaking free of whatever’s holding you down, about illicit adventures and giving the finger to authority, and, most of all, it was about sex. It was rebellious and restless; it vibrated its way into your bones and affected you at a gut level… or, in the case of the really good stuff, a bit south of there. To this day, a good rock song can for three minutes and a few odd seconds make me feel mean, or masculine, or sexy, or simply like I want to mash the accelerator down a little harder and feel my car surge forward like nothing can stop us.

New Wave never did any of that for me.

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