Film Studies

The Future Isn’t What It Used to Be

There’s an empty storefront on Main Street here in downtown SLC, just across from the light-rail station where I get off in the mornings, in which someone has set up two big video displays in the windows, one on either side of the door. These displays run an endless loop of PSAs and promos for the Salt Lake Film Society, presumably for the purpose of informing and entertaining the captive audiences who are standing around waiting for their trains. Or something. Personally, I don’t find the vids all that entertaining or informing most of the time. Moreover, I find I’m increasingly annoyed by the ubiquity of video screens in our environment. Ironic, I know, given my primary interests and hobbies, but honestly, there are times when I’d really rather not have the distraction. At least the loop changes every couple of days so I don’t have to see and hear the same damn thing day after day. And every once in a while, something will turn up that actually catches my interest.
Today, for example, the screens were running the original trailer for 2001: A Space Odyssey. (I have no idea if this has anything to do with all the Apollo anniversary stuff going on, or if it’s pure coincidence.) Well, naturally I had to stand and watch that iconic footage before heading on into the office.

Somehow, though, the experience of watching scenes from 2001 projected onto the window of an empty storefront in the year 2009, with a dreadlocked homeless guy reflected in the glass, is curiously lacking in magic…

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Barsoom Update

Speaking of Pixar, you may recall my enthusiasm a while back at the news that Pixar — the one movie studio these days that’s consistently turning out genuine movies, as opposed to unsatisfying exercises in spectacle and marketing — is developing a trilogy based on the pulp-tastic “Martian tales” of Edgar Rice Burroughs. Well, I’ve been accumulating little tidbits of news about the project for the past several months, and it’s time to perform an infodump for any of my readers who may be interested. The last item should be particularly exciting for my fellow Utahns, if that’s any incentive to click through…

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Further Evidence of the Utter Awesomeness of Pixar

It’s a sentimental story to be sure, almost too cinematic to be believed. But sometimes life really is like a movie, and in the immortal words of Kermit the Frog, sometimes we do get to write our own ending.

In this case, the protagonist is a ten-year-old girl named Colby who was dying of a rare and vicious form of cancer. The ending she wanted was simple enough: she wanted to live long enough to see the new Pixar movie Up. But by the time the movie opened, she was too ill to go out to the theater. So a family friend started cold-calling Pixar and Disney, hoping she could somehow make the little girl’s wish happen before it was too late. She finally managed to reach an actual human at Pixar and explain her situation. And the very next day, a Pixar employee was knocking at Colby’s front door with a DVD of Up — it’s still running in theaters, remember — and a sack of related swag.

It was Colby’s last day on Earth; she died seven hours after the movie ended. As fate would have it, she couldn’t even open her eyes to actually see what was on the screen. But she could hear it, and her mom described the images to her.
I hope it made her happy. I can think of worse ways to spend your final day.

The article I linked above is worth reading in its entirety, by the way. If you can get through it without tearing up, you’re not human.

Hat tip to Jaquandor for bringing this to my attention…

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There Are Times When I Really Wish I Lived in LA…

Yeah, sure, the City of Angels suffers from atrocious traffic, smoggy air, and a surplus of shallow, pretty people — and this is different from Salt Lake how? — but for a TV and movie lover like myself, the place also offers endless amusements that my home town simply can’t compete with. Like, for instance, a classic movie theater running a triple-feature of 1970s-vintage Battlestar Galactica movies this Saturday.

Darth Mojo has the details, but, in a nutshell, Universal Studios once tried to recoup some of the costs of the original Galactica by releasing several theatrical movies that were composed of edited episodes from the series and its bastard stepchild, Galactica 1980 (I shudder just typing those words…). According to Mojo, this will be the first time all three of these movies have been shown on the big screen in this country. Damn, how I’d like to be there! If nothing else, it’d just be cool to see in person that awesome Cylon graphic on the gorgeous old marquee shown above.

The theater that’s hosting this triple-threat, American Cinematheque’s Aero in Santa Monica, apparently shows mostly classic films; browsing over its current schedule, I think I’d probably be spending a lot of time there if I lived in the area…

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If You’ll Indulge Me with One More Post…

…about David Carradine, I’d like to share a photo I ran across while I was searching for an image to include with the “In Memoriam” entry. It didn’t suit my purposes for that — I wanted something specific to Kung Fu, not just a portrait — but I nevertheless thought this was a cool picture:

David Carradine

Incidentally, is it just me, or did Carradine have a striking resemblance to John Carpenter, the director of so many iconic B-movies of the ’70s and ’80s?

John Carpenter

What do you think, long-lost brothers? Or is it just the “weather-beaten old guy with long gray hair and a cigarette” effect?

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I Want to See This…

From the Department of Retro Awesomeness, Pulp Adventure Section (well, actually from Chris Roberson’s blog, but that other intro sounds a lot more impressive, doesn’t it?) comes this, a trailer for an upcoming web series that sets my heart a-racing:

A square-jawed, all-American hero dressed like the Rocketeer fights glowing space-ghost guys and a brain in a jar with a raygun, and all in glorious black and white? How could that not be cool? (Actually, don’t answer that… this sort of thing is pretty tricky to pull off without falling into either self-conscious — and usually not very funny — parody or painfully earnest ridiculousness. Nevertheless, I think this attempt looks promising.)

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Unseen Marilyn Photos


I’m not especially a fan of Marilyn Monroe — with the exception of the sublime Some Like It Hot, all of her movies that I’ve seen blur together in my memory, and I’m not even certain which ones I have seen — but she was undeniably pretty, and I like photos of pretty girls. I’m also fascinated by those occasional stories of long-lost artifacts being rediscovered in somebody’s attic, so naturally my ears pricked up when I heard on The Today Show this morning that a cache of unpublished photos of Marilyn had turned up in the archives of Life magazine. You can see a nice selection of them here. These shots were taken in August of 1950, when Marilyn was 24 years old and still a few years from attaining full-fledged stardom. To my eye, she looks happier and sexier in these than in most of the better-known images of her that were taken later on. But then I’ve long suspected she was much happier as Norma Jean than she ever was as Marilyn.
FYI, yesterday was her birthday. She would’ve been 83 years old, something that’s nearly impossible to imagine…

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Amazing How Quickly It Goes By…

Chris and Dana Reeve

Fourteen years ago Wednesday, Christopher Reeve — a man I once callously dismissed as a second-rate has-been — was critically injured when the horse he was riding in competition balked at jumping over an obstacle, and Chris was thrown. It was a mundane accident; at worst, he should have suffered only some bruises and a sore ego. Unfortunately, however, his hands tangled in the reins, which changed his trajectory so that he ended up crashing down directly on his head. We all know what happened next. Chris’ neck was broken, and in a literal blink of an eye, he became the world’s most famous quadriplegic.

He also became, in the years following the accident, a much better man than he had been before: a tireless advocate for medical research and an inspiration for those with spinal-cord injuries (and for people with a lot of other problems, too, and even for people with no problems at all). Chris was no saint, a point he emphasized in both of the books he wrote after the accident. He was frequently irritated by the media’s insistence on calling him “a real-life Superman” (even though, for my money, that’s exactly what he was). But he was a man who was handed one of the biggest lemons life can give you, and somehow he found a way to turn it into something of value, not only for himself, but for the rest of the world as well.

Chris is gone now — he’s been dead nearly five years, as strange as that is to contemplate — and his beautiful and devoted wife Dana is, too. I’m not at all confident that there’s anything waiting for us beyond this life, but if there is any kind of mercy in this universe, any sense of fairness, they are together, and Chris is free of that damned chair.

I bring all this up again because the news that so many years have passed since Chris’ accident surprised me — it doesn’t seem that long — and also because I believe Chris and Dana’s lives are ones worth remembering and commemorating. So in that spirit, I going to ask everyone reading this to go visit the website for the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation. Learn about the good these two managed to accomplish, and what continues to be done in their names. And if you can spare a few dollars in these difficult times, make a little contribution to help carry on their work. Or better yet, make a pledge to support the efforts of Matthew Reeve, Chris’ son, as he runs in the New York Marathon on behalf of his father’s foundation.

Chris didn’t live long enough to walk again, but he was convinced that it was possible. I am, too. Let’s help make it happen.

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Facebook Movie Meme: 122 Out of 239 Films

Here’s a meme-type thing about movies that I picked up over on Facebook. It was pretty obviously assembled by someone younger than me, since most of the titles on the list came out just in the past ten years or so, and the handful of older ones date only as far back as the ’70s and ’80s. Another clue is that most of the comedies on this list come from what I think of as the “asinine” school of comedy, the lamentable modern-day idiom that seems predicated on the idea that nothing’s funnier than people uttering non-sequiturs and behaving as if they haven’t got a brain in their heads. (See Dynamite, Napoleon. Or better yet, don’t bother.) But I’m sure I’m just coming across as yet another grumpy old bastard yelling at The Damn Kids to get off my lawn. Such is life.

In any event, here’s the meme. I’ve made a few modifications (correcting film titles that I knew were incomplete or inaccurate, etc.), and added some comments in square brackets ([]).

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A Couple of Hollywood Auctions

Via Evanier, I see that the final bits and pieces of the late Forrest J. Ackerman’s collection of movie memorabilia have gone under the auctioneer’s gavel. I’ve written before about Forry’s legendary collection, how it was reputed to be the world’s largest and how he would generously show it off to anyone who came calling on a Saturday afternoon, how plans to base a museum around it never seemed to come together and how in recent years he was forced to sell off the bulk of it to pay for his mounting medical expenses. I understand that the items that remained were his most cherished ones, the ones he couldn’t part with while he was alive, including Bela Lugosi’s Dracula ring, which Ackerman personally wore every day, and a replica of the Robotrix — a clear ancestor of C-3PO — from the silent classic Metropolis.

This news makes me deeply sad. To think that a man spends his entire life gathering around himself the things he loves only to have them scattered to the four winds upon his death… well, it all seems like rather an exercise in futility, doesn’t it? I suppose you could see it as these items returning to circulation now that Forry’s no longer using them, and hope that they’ve all gone to good homes with owners who love and appreciate them the way he did. Forry himself might have even wanted it that way. But I still have a problem wrapping my head around the way a person’s hobbies and interests just… evaporate. If your collection ends up being broken apart anyway, if the people you leave behind have no interest in saving it and loving it as you did, why collect it in the first place?

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