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American Pie… The Translation

Following up on something in the previous entry, the Don McLean song that gave us the expression “the day the music died” is, of course, “American Pie,” an eight-minute-long anthem that debuted in 1971 and has been a staple of rock radio ever since. It’s a beautiful piece of songwriting, simple, catchy, and haunting, in no small part because the lyrics are so bloody mysterious. I have no doubt that generations of college freshmen sat up half the night trying to decode this song. I didn’t have to myself, because right around the time I was in my oldies fandom phase, I started hearing a version of “American Pie” where some guy’s voice had been dubbed over the top of the song, explaining what all of the symbolic lines were actually supposed to be referring to. I don’t know the provenance of this version, or how much the explanations actually jibe with Don McLean’s intentions, but based on what I know of the historical and musical milestones of the 1960s, it all seemed plausible.

Here’s a video clip that repeats much of the information from “American Pie: The Overdub” (or whatever it was called) in visual form. Again, I make no claim on the accuracy of any of this. But it is interesting, and you get to see some great vintage pictures of Buddy Holly, among others, and hear one of the enduring classics of the rock era:

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The Day the Music Died

You wouldn’t know it based on the type of music I usually talk about around this place, but I went through a phase in my late-high-school/early-college years when I was simply mad for the stuff that’s usually categorized under the catch-all term “oldies,” i.e., the early rock-n-roll artists of the 1950s, the girl groups of the mid-1960s, and the Motown sound and blues-influenced hard rock of the later ’60s. For a while, it was like I was trying to make myself into an honorary Baby Boomer or something.

Oldies music was somewhat resurgent at the time, turning up in popular movies like Back to the Future and Dirty Dancing, and on television shows such as The Wonder Years and some others you probably don’t remember, and of course it was used in all kinds of commercials that were cynically targeted to our nostalgic parents (just like the commercials of the last decade have been leveraging the Awesome ’80s to lure we thirtysomethings into Burger King or whatever). But for me, the appeal of this genre was the same things that drew some of my peers to punk or obscure college-radio alternative bands: it was refreshingly different from the stagnating pop scene of the late ’80s, and it was sufficiently esoteric that liking it was an easy way of declaring my individuality. It was also a vast, unknown territory with an intricate and interconnected history that I could explore and lose myself in and become insufferably opinionated about, which are, of course, the fundamental elements of any fannish concern. It didn’t hurt that my old Ford Galaxie, my beloved Cruising Vessel, had a stock, AM-only radio and oldies were about the only kind of music you could find with that thing. And of course a lot of that music is just plain good. There’s a reason why songs by The Four Tops and Roy Orbison are still heard in movie soundtracks 40 years after they were recorded, and it’s the same reason why certain tunes by Sinatra and the Glenn Miller Band live on, too. Because they managed to express something so perfectly that they continue to work for us, despite the passage of time. I hope we never change so much as a culture or a species that they cease working.

Anyway, there were a lot of artists I enjoyed and admired during my oldies fanboy phase — Sam Cooke, Fats Domino, The Supremes, The Platters, The Drifters, Chuck Berry, the aforementioned Orbison — but my favorite was a guy who’s possibly more famous for his untimely death than for anything he did while he was living, which is one of the great shames of music history. I’m talking about a skinny kid from Texas named Buddy Holly, who died in a plane crash 50 years ago today.

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When You Lift Me Up

WHEREAS: Life in the 21st century pretty much sucks, as determined by a whole raft of assorted metrics; and
WHEREAS: Few things manage to hit my personal joy button as quickly as (a) looking at pretty girls in bikinis and other scant clothing, and (b) superficial guitar-based music about cruising for same;

The management now presents this little trifle for your amusement:

The song is “Summertime Girls” by a band called Y&T; you may remember hearing this in the classic Val Kilmer movie Real Genius (if I recall, it’s playing over the scene in which the geniuses have turned the hallway of their dorm into a skating rink).

Ahhhh… bad lip synching, checkered short-shorts, male belly shirts (revealing genuine male bellies instead of today’s unnaturally defined six-packs), really big boombox steroes, hot chicks in t-shirts that read “Choose me,” and the casual weirdness of mid-80s music videos. (Why, for instance, would you wear a leather vest to the beach? Or pour motor oil on yourself while suntanning? What’s up with the guys coming out of the fake boulder in the beginning? Or the grenade launcher? Or the robot trudging across the beach? Who the hell knows… it was the Awesome ’80s, man!) God, I love this silly stuff.

Amusing details to watch for: there’s a sign near the beginning that prohibits accordion solos, and I think the poindexter being hit up by the panhandling hara krishna at about the 2:16 mark might be Tim Kazurinsky of Saturday Night Live fame. He would’ve been on SNL around the same time this was video was made. But then if this actor was a pretty well-known TV star of the time, you’d think he would’ve had more to do in the video, so maybe it isn’t Kazurinsky after all. I can’t tell for sure.

In any event, I do feel better this morning than I did last time I blogged. Even if it is because I’ve escaped into my usual nostalgic fantasies. Sometimes you just gotta try and remember what it was like to be 15 years old and still thinking that life was nothing but good times and wonder…

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Good Night, and Good Luck

Depression II, the sequel no one wants to see, has finally premiered at a business near me. Meaning that 13 of my coworkers, including some people I consider friends as well as colleagues, got laid off today. I personally escaped the ax, and I feel reasonably safe given my position and current workload, but damn it’s been a lousy day. The way these things are handled in this liability-conscious and paranoid age tends to drag out the process over several hours, and the constant sense of dread, the wondering if your phone is going to be the next one to ring with the call to come up to HR, is utterly exhausting. The metaphor that kept coming to my mind is the Curse of the First Born scene from The Ten Commandments, when the Hebrews hunker down in their homes while the evil green fog slinks through the streets outside, killing unnamed extras by the dozens. If another round of this seems imminent, I’m seriously tempted to paint my cubicle with lamb’s blood.

After a day like this, nothing is really very funny, but this LOLcat struck me as… appropriate:

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I imagine a lot of my coworkers are in this condition right now. Me, I’m just worn out. Off to bed…

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End of the Year Meme

It’s kind of a silly thing to be thinking about now that we’re nearly a full month into 2009, but with the untimely passing of Shadow, the Bennion Family Border Collie, as well as various other distractions during my holiday break, I never got around to doing my customary year-end wrap-up entries. I really dislike loose ends, so if you’ll bear with me for being so horribly untimely, I’d like to do some catch-up work now.

First up is a meme I first did back in December of 2007. Brian and Ilya are treating this like an annual tradition, so I guess I will now as well.

The instructions on this one are simple: repost the first sentence of the first blog entry in each of the previous year’s 12 months. I guess the idea is to try and see if there’s any kind of pattern or recurring obsessions or something. So, without further ado:

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An Observation

When you are driving through a snowstorm and resting your elbow on a frozen turkey that’s on the seat beside you, your whole body tends to feel cold.

And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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Presented Without Comment

I just thought this was an interesting photo; any particular metaphor you may see there is based entirely your own perception:

Obama walks with Bush
(Source.)

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Welcome Again

Well, that last entry was something of a buzzkill, wasn’t it? Sorry about that.

(Incidentally, in case you’re wondering why an entry date-stamped last Tuesday didn’t appear until Wednesday night, it’s because your humble proprietor is a dolt who forgot to switch the entry’s status to “published” after he finished writing it. Sometimes you just have weeks like that…)

Anyhow, consider this fair warning: I don’t know if today’s topic is going to be of interest to anyone but myself, as it’s all self-reflective and musing and wool-gathering-y. It is also political and pro-Obama, so my conservative readers who are cringing at every stroke of our new president’s pen — and you know who you are — may want to skip this one. Unless you like getting all worked up at the thought of America hurtling pell-mell toward a gloomy and uncertain future that seems likely to be the exact opposite of everything you personally stand for or have ever believed about your own country. I know the feeling, believe me.

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Thoughts on the Inauguration

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And just like that, one era is over and another begins.

Is it just me, or was it all kind of… anti-climatic? Of course, it’s supposed to be anti-climatic; that’s the way the founders intended it. A peaceful transfer of power, with no palace coup, no martial law or rioting in the streets, just one guy handing the keys to another. But the past eight years, and the past six months especially, have been so emotionally intense, so harrowing, that I guess I expected to feel something… more. Pride that my country finally made good on its ideals and elected a black man to be its president. Pleasure that the first black president comes from my preferred party instead of the other side. Relief that the most hated presidential administration of my lifetime — yes, even more hated than Nixon’s! — has finally been sent packing. Ah, yes, relief. That was the sensation I was really counting on. But honestly? I’m not feeling much of anything, at least not to the extent that I thought I would be. I seem to have gone rather numb.

Well, no, that’s not entirely correct. I’m not numb. In fact, now that I think about it, I’m feeling very much like somebody who’s awakened on the fifth morning of a four-day bender, cottonmouthed and head pounding, and wandered out into a kitchen filled with weak, watery daylight to find a sink full of dirty dishes and a scatter of empty bottles on the floor. If you’ve never been in that condition, trust me when I say you tend to experience a bleary sense of resignation at the clean-up that awaits as well as a single recurring, shameful question: “Man, what the hell went on here?”

The Bush era is over, but our troubles remain, and while I’m happy with our new president and hopeful about what he may accomplish, for me there is a nagging sense of letdown on this inauguration day. I don’t know, maybe that doesn’t make sense. Maybe there’s something inside of me that’s broken, that prevents me from feeling the delirious joy that seems to have infected so many today. All I know is that I have felt so much for so long, and now it’s all come to… what? No reckoning, no accounting, just an oath, some fabulous parties, one man headed home and another man with his work cut out for him.

I loathe the term, because I think it’s been overused and its importance overemphasized, but in this instance, I could genuinely use some closure… and so far, I haven’t really experienced it.

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In Memoriam: Ricardo Montalban

It is one of the great injustices of Hollywood history that Ricardo Montalban — who passed away last week at the age of 88 — never became a big star. Oh sure, he worked pretty steadily from the 1940s through the ’80s and continued to make appearances or voiceovers in various things right on up to the present (according to IMDB, he did an episode of Family Guy just last year). Just about everyone knew his name and silky voice, and we all loved him. But looking through his filmography, it appears that he was rarely the lead, the hero. Even in Fantasy Island, the late-70s/early-80s television series for which most people probably remember him these days, he got only a few minutes of screentime per episode. He functioned on that show very much like Rod Serling in the old Twilight Zones: all he did was set up the plot for that week’s episode, maybe pop back in midway through to provide some encouragement or vital information, and then he summed up the moral of the story at the end. The real stars of that show were the rotating assortment of has-beens and B-listers who were actually doing things in the stories.

And yet… he always seemed like a big star, didn’t he? He just had that air about him, a larger-than-life quality that came from his apparently effortless elegance, his good looks, and a masculinity that was unapologetic but never cruel or bullying, as traditionally macho types can so often become. You can seen what I’m talking about in that photo up at the top, which comes from one of the many ads he did for Chrysler in the ’70s. (If you’re of a certain age, you will, of course, instantly recognize the term “Corinthian leather,” even though there’s really no such thing; sorry, kids, it was all just an exercise in marketing.) Montalban exuded the old-fashioned, magnetic charisma of the Golden Age of Hollywood: like Clark Gable or Errol Flynn, he appealed equally to women and men, and probably for the same reasons. He radiated strength and mystery, but wasn’t threatening to we lesser mortals. He was quite simply, employing a word that I can’t imagine a man of Montalban’s generation comfortably using, cool.

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