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The Love and Hate Meme

It’s a bleary-eyed Friday morning here in the Proofreader’s Cave, deep in the bowels of one of the glorious metropolitan skyscrapers in fabulous downtown Salt Lake. One of my fellow proofers has been on vacation this week, so I’ve been doing the work of two, and naturally this has also coincided with a surge in output from our shared primary account. All of which means that I’ve been working my tail off, I’m fried, and I’d like nothing more right now than a window seat at the Buena Vista, a steady flow of Irish coffees, and absolutely no place to be and nothing to do for the next ten hours or so.

I’ve kept myself sane during the week by working on the following a little bit at a time, whenever I needed to tear my eyes away from the Chicago Manual of Style. Which has been more and more frequently as I’ve neared this morning. I have a feeling the rest of today is going to be an uphill slog. In any event, credit for this one goes to SamuraiFrog, who, in a display of great wisdom, chose to combine two separate but similar memes that’ve been making the rounds lately into one big one. Henceforth, my crotchety opinions on a great many things…

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If You’ll Indulge Me with One More Post…

…about David Carradine, I’d like to share a photo I ran across while I was searching for an image to include with the “In Memoriam” entry. It didn’t suit my purposes for that — I wanted something specific to Kung Fu, not just a portrait — but I nevertheless thought this was a cool picture:

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Incidentally, is it just me, or did Carradine have a striking resemblance to John Carpenter, the director of so many iconic B-movies of the ’70s and ’80s?

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What do you think, long-lost brothers? Or is it just the “weather-beaten old guy with long gray hair and a cigarette” effect?

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TV Title Sequences: Kung Fu

In honor of the late David Carradine:

Sorry for the poor quality of this clip; it’s the only one I could find. Still, even with the warbly audio and washed-out picture, it gives a good idea of what Kung Fu was like for those who aren’t familiar with it. If this piques your interest at all, the show is available on DVD (but not Hulu, oddly enough).

As always when I watch these old intros, I’m amazed how long this is. Back in the day, a television series went to huge lengths to explain its premise for newcomers, and to set the mood for what was to come. Now, I guess the assumption is that you already know what you’re about to watch, and anyway we need to scrounge every spare second for actual storytelling so we can cram in another commercial or three. Seriously, if you compare the average runtime of an hour-long TV drama from 1975 to a modern show, we’ve lost nearly ten minutes to advertising.

Yet another piece of evidence that, in a lot of ways, the 1970s and ’80s were a much better time…

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In Memoriam: David Carradine

Master Po and Kwai Chang Caine

Although science fiction was always the chord that resonated most strongly with me during my impressionable youth, I heard plenty of other pop-cultural notes, too. One of those was the TV series Kung Fu, in which David Carradine played a half-Chinese Shaolin monk wandering the American Old West in search of his long-lost brother.

Actually, it’s surprising this show left any kind of mark on me, when I think about it. It ran for only three seasons when I was very young, and I’m certain I couldn’t have seen it often because it wasn’t the sort of thing my dad — who was of course the unquestioned master of the TV in those days — would’ve been interested in. Kung Fu was, quite frankly, a weird show for its time, and Dad has never had much tolerance for weird. An unlikely mash-up of martial-arts films — then still largely unknown to mainstream American audiences — and the more familiar tropes of the Western, the series made extensive use of flashbacks to tell its stories, which often hinged on some bit of Zen philosophy (or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof). These elements, combined with highly stylized editing and slow-motion action sequences, lent Kung Fu a somewhat surrealistic quality that was very out of step with the usual cop-and-doctor shows of the early ’70s.

And yet, probably because the show was so different from everything else, I have a powerful memory of sitting on the hearth with a blazing fire at my back, watching Kung Fu on our massive old console TV with the clunky tuner dial. I recall being simultaneously repelled and fascinated by the milky white eyes of blind Master Po (seen in the photo above with Carradine’s character, Kwai Chang Caine). The image of Caine crouched in front of a red-hot brazier, preparing to sear tattoos of a dragon and a tiger into his forearms, stuck in my head for ages before home video finally made it possible for me to see it again. And of course the character of Caine himself — serene, always trying to avoid a fight unless he had no choice, and then using only the minimum amount of force necessary to end it — is virtually archetypal, at least for anyone who was around in the ’70s.

Archetype or no, however, Carradine was never a hero to me in the same way as, say, William Shatner. I never pretended on the playground to be Caine, like I did James T. Kirk. I didn’t follow Carradine’s career, and I honestly know very little about his personal life. But his was one of the familiar celebrity faces I grew up with, and on some basic, purely visceral level, I liked him. I smiled when I encountered him in a B-movie or a television commercial, especially in recent years when he’s been willing to make fun of his enduring connection to Kung Fu. Like his best-known character, Carradine was simply cool.

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I Want to See This…

From the Department of Retro Awesomeness, Pulp Adventure Section (well, actually from Chris Roberson’s blog, but that other intro sounds a lot more impressive, doesn’t it?) comes this, a trailer for an upcoming web series that sets my heart a-racing:

A square-jawed, all-American hero dressed like the Rocketeer fights glowing space-ghost guys and a brain in a jar with a raygun, and all in glorious black and white? How could that not be cool? (Actually, don’t answer that… this sort of thing is pretty tricky to pull off without falling into either self-conscious — and usually not very funny — parody or painfully earnest ridiculousness. Nevertheless, I think this attempt looks promising.)

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Unseen Marilyn Photos


I’m not especially a fan of Marilyn Monroe — with the exception of the sublime Some Like It Hot, all of her movies that I’ve seen blur together in my memory, and I’m not even certain which ones I have seen — but she was undeniably pretty, and I like photos of pretty girls. I’m also fascinated by those occasional stories of long-lost artifacts being rediscovered in somebody’s attic, so naturally my ears pricked up when I heard on The Today Show this morning that a cache of unpublished photos of Marilyn had turned up in the archives of Life magazine. You can see a nice selection of them here. These shots were taken in August of 1950, when Marilyn was 24 years old and still a few years from attaining full-fledged stardom. To my eye, she looks happier and sexier in these than in most of the better-known images of her that were taken later on. But then I’ve long suspected she was much happier as Norma Jean than she ever was as Marilyn.
FYI, yesterday was her birthday. She would’ve been 83 years old, something that’s nearly impossible to imagine…

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The Inevitable Denouement

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A story that began on a cold April night nearly a century ago has finally come to an end with the death of Millvina Dean, the last survivor of the RMS Titanic. Dean was only an infant when the great liner struck an iceberg in the North Atlantic and became the most famous shipwreck of all time. How very strange it must’ve been for her to live out her 97 years in the shadow of a momentous event that she had no memory of herself.

I’ve been interested in the Titanic for a very long time, since well before James Cameron’s blockbuster movie became a cultural phenomenon in 1997, and even before Dr. Robert Ballard found her mangled remains on the ocean floor in 1985. I can’t really explain the attraction, except to say that it’s the rare case of genuine history that reads like a densely detailed novel. There is a huge cast of flawed, noble, heroic, lovable, cowardly, and ultimately fascinating characters. There is hubris and tragedy. There are coincidences and outright mistakes that make you wince and whisper to an empty room, “If only…” And there is the ship herself, the technological summit of her age, a thing of beauty and grace that must’ve been simply breathtaking to behold.

Now with Millvina’s passing, I feel as if the novel is complete. And just like when you’ve been reading one of those fat, rich, satisfying books, I find myself saddened by coming at last to the final page.

Millvina Dean was an interesting woman, in spite of her protest that she was really quite ordinary; you can read about her life and her thoughts on Titanic here. My understanding is that she never saw any of the many movies about the disaster, because she didn’t want to think about how her father and the other casualties met their ends. But while she may have had no use for Hollywood, the movie industry was kind to her. In one of those heartwarming gestures that remind us celebrities are human beings after all, the stars and director of the biggest Titanic movie of them all — Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, and James Cameron — had only weeks ago contributed heavily to a charity fund established to help pay her nursing home bills. I remember spotting that item in one of The Girlfriend’s celebrity gossip magazines a while back; I planned to blog about it, but the moment got away from me.

One final thought: in yet another one of those amazingly literary touches that seem to infuse the story of the lost Titanic, the day Millvina died, May 31, just happened to also be the anniversary of the ship’s launching 98 years earlier. You rarely encounter a piece of symmetry so fitting.

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Speaking of Good Causes…

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My buddy Jack Hattaway is preparing to ride in his second Lotoja Classic, a 206-mile bicycle race that runs from Logan, Utah, to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, in September. This time, however, he’s doing it to raise funds for the important research being done high on the hill above our fair city at the Huntsman Cancer Institute. Jack was planning to ride again anyhow, but he was inspired to make this year’s race a bit more meaningful after watching a good friend battle — and defeat — melanoma. As it happens, The Girlfriend and I have recently had our own experiences with cancer and the Huntsman Institute — not us, but involving people that matter to us — so it’s a cause near to our hearts as well. If my loyal readers will forgive me, I’m again going to ask everyone reading this to consider throwing in a couple of bucks for a worthy goal.

You can learn more details about Jack and why he’s doing this at his donation page. I hope you’ll click through and at least give it some thought.

If you’re interested in the Lotoja Classic, here’s the official site for that. And lastly, here is the little blurb I wrote about Jack’s participation in the event last year.

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Amazing How Quickly It Goes By…

Chris and Dana Reeve

Fourteen years ago Wednesday, Christopher Reeve — a man I once callously dismissed as a second-rate has-been — was critically injured when the horse he was riding in competition balked at jumping over an obstacle, and Chris was thrown. It was a mundane accident; at worst, he should have suffered only some bruises and a sore ego. Unfortunately, however, his hands tangled in the reins, which changed his trajectory so that he ended up crashing down directly on his head. We all know what happened next. Chris’ neck was broken, and in a literal blink of an eye, he became the world’s most famous quadriplegic.

He also became, in the years following the accident, a much better man than he had been before: a tireless advocate for medical research and an inspiration for those with spinal-cord injuries (and for people with a lot of other problems, too, and even for people with no problems at all). Chris was no saint, a point he emphasized in both of the books he wrote after the accident. He was frequently irritated by the media’s insistence on calling him “a real-life Superman” (even though, for my money, that’s exactly what he was). But he was a man who was handed one of the biggest lemons life can give you, and somehow he found a way to turn it into something of value, not only for himself, but for the rest of the world as well.

Chris is gone now — he’s been dead nearly five years, as strange as that is to contemplate — and his beautiful and devoted wife Dana is, too. I’m not at all confident that there’s anything waiting for us beyond this life, but if there is any kind of mercy in this universe, any sense of fairness, they are together, and Chris is free of that damned chair.

I bring all this up again because the news that so many years have passed since Chris’ accident surprised me — it doesn’t seem that long — and also because I believe Chris and Dana’s lives are ones worth remembering and commemorating. So in that spirit, I going to ask everyone reading this to go visit the website for the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation. Learn about the good these two managed to accomplish, and what continues to be done in their names. And if you can spare a few dollars in these difficult times, make a little contribution to help carry on their work. Or better yet, make a pledge to support the efforts of Matthew Reeve, Chris’ son, as he runs in the New York Marathon on behalf of his father’s foundation.

Chris didn’t live long enough to walk again, but he was convinced that it was possible. I am, too. Let’s help make it happen.

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