Amusing quote of the day, taken from an article about Ryan Seacrest, the terminally bland television and radio personality whom many say is the new Dick Clark:

Seacrest has become so entwined with Clark’s story that when news of [Clark’s] death broke, it was hard not to picture Seacrest kneeling in some dark rite, screaming to the heavens as Clark’s power possessed him, “Highlander”-style.

I long suspected Dick Clark must have been immortal, so, no, that’s really not such a difficult thing to imagine at all. Hmm.