Scanning around the TV dial this morning while eating my Post Cherry Almond Crunch — I highly recommend that stuff, by the way; it’s available in jumbo boxes from Costco — I had quite a range of viewing options. I could have watched Good Morning, America blathering about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding; The Today Show blathering about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dress; The Early Show on CBS blathering about some missing kid whose stepmom is the prime suspect in his disappearance; or Pork Chop Hill, an old war movie starring Gregory Peck and featuring Norman Fell — a.k.a. Mr. Roper from Three’s Company — in a supporting role.

Guess which one I ended up watching?