Monthly Archives: October 2009

More Items for My Never-Ending Shopping List

Remember that DVD-on-demand service I mentioned a few months ago, the Warner Archive? You may recall that I was very stoked by the idea of made-to-order obscurities, and couldn’t wait to try it out. Well, as it happens, I apparently could wait, because I never got around to ordering anything from the Archive. The truth is, none of the titles made available to date have been “must-have” enough for me to pull the trigger. But that situation has finally changed. The TV Shows on DVD blog is reporting that Warner just added to the line-up three made-for-the-boob-tube movies from the early ’70s: Genesis II, Planet Earth, and Man from Atlantis.

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A Tremor in the Force

Loyal Readers of this blog know that I think the musician Rick Springfield is one of the coolest guys in show business.
Somewhat less well-known (since I’ve never actually mentioned it) is the fact that I think exactly the opposite of David Archuleta, the young man who came in second on American Idol a while back. (I don’t know exactly how far back… it seems to me like that damn show is always running, and I don’t follow it closely enough to distinguish individual seasons.)
Now, L’il Davey, as I like to call him, just happens to be a hometown hero — he comes from Murray, Utah, a former industrial center located right smack in the middle of the Salt Lake Valley, not more than a 15-minute drive from my front door. Utahns are nothing if not savagely loyal to their own, especially one of their own who happens to have been on national television, so I am risking a lot of heat by dissing the kid in public like this. But I can’t help it. He’s just so… goofy. Whenever I say things like that, my mother and The Girlfriend are quick to remind me that he’s just a kid, that he’s probably had a sheltered upbringing, that he seems to be a very sweet boy, and all of that is undeniably true. He is also — in my humble opinion — awkward on stage, shy to the point of seeming eternally dumbfounded, and too sickeningly wholesome to be any kind of genuine pop star. He is not merely not-cool; he is anti-cool.

So what then am I supposed to make of… this:

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And Now, With Their Number-One Hit…

In one of those weird moments of Internet synchronicity, I spotted the following video over on Boing Boing just as I was finishing up the previous entry. Actually, it’s just audio without any more video than what you’re seeing right now, but whatever. The song is a “I’m a Boinger” by Billy and the Boingers, a fictional rock band that Berke Breathed cooked up for Bloom County in response to the Congressional hearings on sex in popular music that took place in the mid-80s. It and another song — “U Stink But I ♥ U” — were released on one of those floppy record thingies that used to come in magazines sometimes back in the pre-digital days, those square “discs” that you usually had to put a penny on to make them play properly. The Boingers disc was bound into the Bloom County collection Billy and the Boingers Bootleg… and yes, if you’re wondering, I still have my copy of both the book and the record down the Bennion Archives (i.e., my basement). This version is much more accessible, though; my thanks to whoever digitized this:

I haven’t heard that in probably 20 years. And you know… for a gag record that came as a free insert with a book of cartoons, it’s actually a pretty good song…

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Rare Berkeley Breathed Interview

I first encountered Bloom County, the renowned daily newspaper cartoon strip by Berke Breathed, in middle school. It caught my eye one day because — can you guess? — Breathed was doing a Star Wars parody in which one of his regular characters dreams that he is Luke Skywalker, with the rest of the Star Wars cast “played” by other inhabitants of the strip. (Opus the Penguin is featured as Artoo in a memorable sight gag.) As I recall, this was around the time of Return of the Jedi‘s release in 1983; I liked the cartoons so much that I cut them out of the paper and kept them in the back corner of my desk drawer for years. Unfortunately, I threw them out during a moment of extreme dumbassery following the purchase of a Bloom County collection that included the storyline. Naturally, I later realized I’d rather have those yellow scraps of newsprint for my collection of vintage memorabilia than another damn book. C’est la vie, I suppose.

In any event, I was hooked by that storyline, and I continued to read Bloom County until the end of its run in 1989. I thought it was funny more often than not, frequently LOL-funny, as we now say, and I liked the gentle absurdity that permeated the strip. Also, the frequent references to Star Wars, Star Trek, Michael Jackson, and other pop-cultural touchstones appealed to my fanboy sensibilities. And, for someone whose experience with comic strips to that point had been limited to the vacuum-sealed worlds of Peanuts, Garfield, and Beetle Bailey, a strip that referenced and commented upon current events was utterly fascinating. I know Breathed’s forays into political subjects, as well as a generally liberal perspective on things, led to criticism that Bloom County was merely a knock-off of Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury with talking animals, but honestly, I think the similarity was a good thing. At least for me. Because I doubt I ever would’ve come to appreciate Doonesbury if the more adolescent-friendly Bloom County hadn’t prepared me first, and I do treasure Doonesbury now. In a very real sense, I owe one of my current daily pleasures to what Berke Breathed and his silly penguin were doing 20 years ago.

As I mentioned, Bloom County wrapped in 1989, and while he hasn’t been nearly as Salingeresque as, say, Gary Larson or Bill Watterson — he has created two “sequel” strips and written a number of children’s books over the past two decades — Breathed has kept a pretty low profile since then. Thus, the surprisingly candid interview I ran across yesterday was a revelation. It turns out Berkeley Breathed is a man with regrets, who’s willing to acknowledge that he was something of an ass in his younger days, and who doesn’t think much of his own talents or creations. I found him to be much more likable than I expected to. If you ever had a stuffed Opus doll — and my Loyal Readers aren’t wrong in assuming I still have mine! — go give it a read.

In a related note, the first volume of a new series of hardcover books collecting every Bloom County daily and Sunday strip (many never before reprinted, as the publicists say) is now available. It looks like a desirable addition to the library, and it’s even reasonably priced. If anyone would like to get me a late birthday present (or an early Christmas gift), there’s an idea for you.

Postscript: In looking up those Star Wars parody strips I linked to above, I was startled by the prescience of this one… how weird that Breathed came within a year of getting it right! And that he anticipated how the fanboys would one day turn on the Great Flanneled One!

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Coolness

Wil Wheaton posted up an item this morning that he called “the coolest picture you’ll see all day,” and indeed it was so: a vintage black-and-white photo of Leonard Nimoy in full Spock get-up, lounging against the front end of a ’64 Buick Riviera (presumably his).

I intended to repost that photo here, but a commenter on Wil’s site led me to this even cooler (and more amusing) reworking of the image:

Coolness

And on that note, I’m off for this evening’s activities. Hopefully, I’ll get the chance to write a couple of entries over the weekend, but if not, y’all have fun out there…

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