Facebook Meme: 65 Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked

Here’s another Facebook meme, modified slightly for a bloggy format…


You know the rules. Tag people in this note (including the person who tgged you!) to learn more about people. Also, try to tag people who you’ve tagged in other notes, sometimes you learn things in new notes that you didn’t know before about them…

  1. First thing you wash in the shower?
    My face.

  2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
    I have only one hooded sweatshirt (as we old-timers used to call them before the infantile-sounding term “hoodie” came into vogue). It’s green.

  3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    Of course.

  4. Do you plan outfits?
    Not really. I usually decide on the spur of the moment after watching the weather report.

  5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
    Hungry. Time for dinner.

  6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?
    The Coca-Cola logo on my glass.

  7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
    I’d rather not. It upset me.

  8. Did you meet anybody new today?
    I had a conversation with one of Salt Lake’s better-known street people.

  9. What are you craving right now?
    Red Vines.

  10. Do you floss?
    Not as often as a dentist would prefer, I’m sure.

  11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
    The not-very-bright guy I saw on the train this morning.

  12. Are you emotional?
    Well, I’m no Vulcan…

  13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
    Why would you want to?

  14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
    Neither. I kind of grab it with my lips.

  15. Do you like your hair?
    Not especially. I used to have a bitchin’ mullet before the male pattern baldness took its toll. Nowadays… well, it just doesn’t do much of anything that’s interesting.

  16. Do you like yourself?
    Depends on what time of day you ask me.

  17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
    Nah. Utter loathing is bad for the digestion.

  18. What are you listening to right now?
    The office “loud guy.”

  19. Are your parents strict?
    No, not especially.

  20. Would you go sky diving?
    Not unless the plane was crashing.

  21. Do you like cottage cheese?
    Sure.

  22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
    Several, actually.

  23. Do you rent movies often?
    Yes, The Girlfriend and I split a Netflix account.

  24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
    Not that I can see.

  25. How many countries have you visited?
    Three, not counting the U.S.: England, Germany, and Luxembourg.

  26. Have you made a prank phone call?
    Yes. The anxiety wasn’t worth the thrill.

  27. Ever been on a train?
    Every bloody day.

  28. Brown or white eggs?
    White, but that’s just because they’re the easiest to come by.

  29. Do you have a cell phone?
    Yes. Hate the damn things, but they seem to be indispensable these days.

  30. Do you use Chapstick?
    Nah. You don’t need it if you stay properly hydrated.

  31. Do you own a gun?
    No. No interest, no need.

  32. Can you use chop sticks?
    Yes, more or less.

  33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
    My parents.

  34. Are you too forgiving?
    I forgive those who deserve it. Others, nope. Sorry.

  35. Ever been in love?
    Sure, a couple of times.

  36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
    I have no idea.

  37. Ever had cream puffs?
    Yep. The Girlfriend makes them from scratch.

  38. Last time you cried?
    When George Kirk drove the Kelvin into Nero’s ship.

  39. What was the last question you asked?
    “Are you going out to your mom’s tonight?”

  40. Favorite time of the year?
    Fall.

  41. Do you have any tattoos?
    No. Never been able to think of anything I’d still want to look at ten years later.

  42. Are you sarcastic?
    Well, yeah.

  43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
    Hm, that’s random. No, I haven’t.

  44. Ever walked into a wall?
    I’m sure I must’ve at some point.

  45. Favorite color?
    Red.

  46. Have you ever slapped someone?
    Yes. And I’m not at all proud of it.

  47. Is your hair curly?
    My ponytail gets kind of curly when I don’t blow dry it.

  48. What was the last CD you bought?
    Sammy Hagar’s Three Lock Box. Yeah, I’m old-school. Big surprise there, I’m sure.

  49. Do looks matter?
    Yep. And anyone who says otherwise is fooling themselves.

  50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
    Don’t know. The one time it’s been an issue, I couldn’t.

  51. Is your phone bill sky high?
    No.

  52. Do you like your life right now?
    There’s always room for improvement.

  53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
    Only if I fall asleep while watching TV.

  54. Can you handle the truth?
    Yes, because I want Jack Nicholson on that wall, I need Jack Nicholson on that wall.

  55. Do you have good vision?
    It’s passable. I’m nearsighted and have to wear glasses, but I can get by without them.

  56. Do you hate or dislike more than three people?
    Haven’t thought about it, actually.

  57. How often do you talk on the phone?
    A couple times a day, usually.

  58. The last person you held hands with?
    The Girlfriend, of course.

  59. What are you wearing?
    Levi’s, classic Reeboks, and a black t-shirt.

  60. What is your favorite animal?
    I like ’em all, really, but border collies are pretty damn cool.

  61. Where was your default picture taken at?
    A street corner in San Francisco. (This question is obviously Facebook specific.)

  62. Can you hula hoop?
    Not without considerable pain and embarrassment.

  63. Do you have a job?
    Shyeah, where else would I be doing memes and quizzes?

  64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
    An iced espresso mocha.

  65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
    Yes.
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