So, I was just out to my mom’s place and happened to catch a few minutes of EntertainmentInsideHollywoodAccessTonight, and what I heard during those few minutes utterly blew my mind: today is Kevin Bacon’s fiftieth birthday.
Let me repeat that: Kevin Bacon — one of my favorite actors, the star of one of my favorite movies (Footloose), the guy who brought to life the quintessential 1980s “rebel with a cause” (Ren McCormack, one of my many heroes during my high school years), the guy who everyone else is only six degrees away from — has just hit the half-century mark.
And if that isn’t alarming enough, they also said that there’s a big-screen remake of Footloose in the works starring the tween sensation du jour, Zac Efron.
I’m going to go lie down with a cool cloth on my head now. God, I feel old…