Monthly Archives: July 2008

Kevin Bacon’s Birthday and a Footloose Remake?

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So, I was just out to my mom’s place and happened to catch a few minutes of EntertainmentInsideHollywoodAccessTonight, and what I heard during those few minutes utterly blew my mind: today is Kevin Bacon’s fiftieth birthday.

Let me repeat that: Kevin Bacon — one of my favorite actors, the star of one of my favorite movies (Footloose), the guy who brought to life the quintessential 1980s “rebel with a cause” (Ren McCormack, one of my many heroes during my high school years), the guy who everyone else is only six degrees away from — has just hit the half-century mark.

And if that isn’t alarming enough, they also said that there’s a big-screen remake of Footloose in the works starring the tween sensation du jour, Zac Efron.

I’m going to go lie down with a cool cloth on my head now. God, I feel old…

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Written on an Etch-a-Sketch

Sean Means, who has assumed the mantle of “culture vulture” in addition to his usual movie-critic role at the Salt Lake Tribune, made a nice observation today in response to the news that yet another venerable SL institution, Squirrel Brothers Ice Cream (which used to be Snelgrove’s, before it was infected with the “cutesy name syndrome” that runs rampant in this state), is closing down:

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Who Would Play with This Guy?

Okay, since it’s becoming obvious I’m not going to manage to do any actual entries today…

Yeah, it’s a commercial, and it kinda sucks that the dread gargoyle that haunted our collective childhood has become both a spokes-Sith and a punchline… but this still made me laugh. So there.

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Life’s Tough for an Adventurer…

You know, everybody thinks it’d be so awesome to live a life of adventure and derring-do, but have you thought about the practical considerations, the real-life inconveniences of having Nazis, commies, aliens, zombies, and indigenous tribespeople always trying to punch your timecard? Consider how your simplest daily activities would change if you really were Indiana Jones…

Indy goes for the paper

What a pain, eh?

Via.

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The Commander in Chief of Whom?

Here’s something I’ll bet most people — especially we younger folks who grew up hearing the term in question on a regular basis — have never considered:

WE hear constantly now about “our commander in chief.” The word has become a synonym for “president.” It is said that we “elect a commander in chief.” It is asked whether this or that candidate is “worthy to be our commander in chief.”

 

But the president is not our commander in chief. He certainly is not mine. I am not in the Army.

The president is not the commander in chief of civilians. He is not even commander in chief of National Guard troops unless and until they are federalized. The Constitution is clear on this: “The president shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States.”

 

When Abraham Lincoln took actions based on military considerations, he gave himself the proper title, “commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States.” That title is rarely — more like never — heard today. It is just “commander in chief,” or even “commander in chief of the United States.” This reflects the increasing militarization of our politics. The citizenry at large is now thought of as under military discipline. In wartime, it is true, people submit to the national leadership more than in peacetime. The executive branch takes actions in secret, unaccountable to the electorate, to hide its moves from the enemy and protect national secrets. Constitutional shortcuts are taken “for the duration.” But those impositions are removed when normal life returns.

 

But we have not seen normal life in 66 years. The wartime discipline imposed in 1941 has never been lifted, and “the duration” has become the norm. World War II melded into the cold war, with greater secrecy than ever — more classified information, tougher security clearances. And now the cold war has modulated into the war on terrorism.

Just a little food for thought as the echoes from the Fourth of July fireworks fade and the campaign rhetoric returns to full volume. Original source here, via.

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Ewok Salad

Sunday afternoon driving around, weather pleasantly warm. A sign in front of Arctic Circle, a local burger chain, advertises “SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing.”

Says I: “Look, hon, Star Wars Salad.”

Says The Girlfriend: “What do you suppose would come on a Star Wars Salad?”

I: “Ewoks.”

She: “You didn’t even miss a beat with that.”

Continues I, again without missing a beat: “Charcoal-grilled Ewoks. They’re quite tasty with that Jalapeno Dressing.”

She: “You scare me…”

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Reading Departure Signs

I’ve seen this site, which enables you to make maps of places you’ve been in your travels, a couple of times before, but I’ve never really played with it. Ilya’s map this morning has inspired me, though, so here’s my own map of all the states in the U.S. I have visited:

create your own personalized map of the USA

Not very impressive, is it? Certainly not for a guy who fancies himself a big traveler, anyway. According to the helpful statistics provided by MyWorld66.com, I have visited 11 of the 50 states, or only about 21% of the country. (I’ve actually set foot in several more states, but I figured passing through an airport doesn’t count as actually visiting.) Ilya has done much better. However, in my defense, I would note that I have seen large tracts of many of the states I have visited, rather than just one or two cities or sights. I’ll elaborate a bit below the fold (and explain the title), if you’re at all interested…

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