Sunday afternoon driving around, weather pleasantly warm. A sign in front of Arctic Circle, a local burger chain, advertises “SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing.”
Says I: “Look, hon, Star Wars Salad.”
Says The Girlfriend: “What do you suppose would come on a Star Wars Salad?”
I: “Ewoks.”
She: “You didn’t even miss a beat with that.”
Continues I, again without missing a beat: “Charcoal-grilled Ewoks. They’re quite tasty with that Jalapeno Dressing.”
She: “You scare me…”
The mental picture that I formed here will be hard to shake…
Consider this, Anne: What else are they good for?
Well, when I first saw the movie I thought it’d be cool to have a real live teddy bear live in my apple tree. 🙂
And just think, hon, when you got in the mood for an SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing, you’d have the freshest possible ingredients, right out there in the back yard! 😉
Sure beats Owen and Beru Jerky…
Never a big seller, that…
Add some blue milk cheese and you have an Endorf Salad.
Ouch. Very funny, but… ouch. 😀