Monthly Archives: May 2008

Well, I’m Back

I don’t know what I expected — in fact, I’m not sure I even had a preconceived notion of how Gettysburg would look — but the actual place surprised me. The battlefield is huge, for one thing, probably several square miles across (although I admit to being lousy at estimating distances; my dad has long been frustrated by my tendency to think three inches look like one of them). I guess I must’ve imagined it as a modest hay field like the ones I remember growing up. It turned out to be a fan-shaped plain bounded by two ridges (well, they call them ridges, but they’re not dramatic vanes of rock bursting out of the earth like the ridges around here; they’re actually more like grassy linear hills). And I also figured it would be empty and solemn, with nothing but strands of grass to catch the fickle breeze. Instead, the place is lousy with monuments, statues, and cannons, and every rock where a general sat or rested a boot has a marker on it.

But that gives the wrong impression, makes the place sound vulgar or crass, and it’s really not. It is, in fact, beautiful. The whole area is, with rolling hills and thick woodsy patches and more green than Utah will ever see, short of an atomic explosion in a local paint factory. I found it quite soothing, actually, even with the knowledge of what happened on that field 145 years ago, of how many men lost their lives in three days of brutal fighting and how much blood must have soaked into that soil.

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to shape a narrative out of my quickie Pennsylvania adventure, but the fact is, there just wasn’t much of a story there, so I think what I’ll do instead of telling a story is just offer up a few highlights. In bullet-point form! Because everyone loves bullet-points…

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Off on a Little Adventure

China Clipper at the dock

A couple weeks ago, I was on the phone with my “evil twin,” the inimitable Cranky Robert, who was telling me he had to go to Pittsburgh, PA, on business. He mentioned that while he was there, he was thinking of maybe taking a field trip to Gettysburg, the pivotal battlefield of the American Civil War, which is only a few hours from Pittsburgh by car. I said that sounded really cool, that I’ve always wanted to go there myself. He immediately suggested I fly out and join him for the weekend, that we do a good old-fashioned, no-girls-allowed road trip.

I leave tonight on a red-eye flight that’ll put me in Pittsburgh tomorrow morning.

I’m really looking forward to this. I haven’t done this sort of thing in a long time, and I think I could really use it. It’s going to be just like being 21 again, only with a lot less hair and about 40 extra pounds. C’est la vie…

You kids play nice while I’m gone. See you all next week…

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Movie Review: Iron Man

Okay, I know I recently made a rather harsh comment about the biggest movie of the summer so far (the remark, if you weren’t paying attention, was “screw Iron Man), but of course I went to see it on opening weekend anyhow (along with, apparently, most everybody else in the country), and, as it turned out, it was a hell of a good way to kick off the summer season. If you happen to be one of the three or so people left who hasn’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it.

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Mormon Horror Movies

Eric D. Snider, a BYU alum who managed to escape from Happy Valley and find happiness and success as a film critic in the Pacific Northwest, still enjoys making the occasional good-natured jibe at the culture he left behind. Today, he offers us his suggestions for a whole new genre of filmmaking: the Mormon horror movie…

[Ed. note: these probably won’t make sense to anyone who hasn’t grown up behind the Zion Curtain, but trust me, to those in the know, this is good stuff…]

“Children of the Quorum”
“Friday the 31st” (aka “Home Teaching Day”)
“Pet Seminary”
“Enrichment Night of the Living Dead”
“I Know What You Did Last Summer, and I’m Telling Your Bishop”
“The (CTR) Ring”
“Rosemary’s Baby, Which is Her Fourth, and She’s Only 23″
“The Hills Have Tithes”

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Don’t Mind Me…

IMG_1118, originally uploaded by Dave Malkoff.

…just testing out a new toy (Flickr’s “blog this photo” feature) and sharing a cool picture I saw earlier today…

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Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

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It’s as if They’re Marketing Directly to Me!

The travel site Expedia really knows how to push my buttons: they’re now offering “Indiana Jones Travel Experiences,” i.e., trip itineraries to India, Egypt, Italy, China, Jordan, Mexico, Peru, or the American Southwest, all places that have some kind of tie-in to the four Indy movies, and all of course intended to cash in on the marketing push surrounding Crystal Skull. Just book me for one big package that includes every one of these… and curse my movie-fueled imagination!

(Actually, the Southwestern destinations are all within a day’s drive of me, so we can forget that one… but the others? One of these days, my friends, one of these days…)

Nice site design, anyhow.

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Another Book List/Meme Thingie

I’m such a sucker for these meme/booklist things. Sigh.
Courtesy of Jaquandor:

…it’s a list of books most often marked “Unread” on LibraryThing, indicating books people have copies of either so they can say they own them, or in the best intentions of reading ’em someday if only James Patterson would quit churning out must-read thrillers or whatnot. (Like I’m any different!) Anyway, the instructions are to bold the ones you’ve read, underline the ones you read for school, and italicize the ones you’ve started but not finished. I’ll add another two rules: strike the ones you know you’ll never, ever read and don’t even own a copy of, and mark with a star (*) the ones you own and really, genuinely intend to read one of these days. OK? OK!

(Note: I made a few minor editorial changes to Jaq’s set-up; hope nobody minds!)

To this set of instructions, I’d also add a mark to indicate the books you do not own but would like to read one of these days. Let’s make that one a plus sign ( +).

Alright then, shall we?

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Salt Lake’s Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Like any other couple who have been together long enough to drop our camouflage shields and start showing our true, obnoxious selves, The Girlfriend and I tend to disagree pretty frequently on what constitutes good television. My picks tend toward PBS documentary series like Nova and The American Experience, old TV shows, and movies. Anne, on the other hand, is into all the do-it-yourself, makeover, and “slice of life” reality shows that clog up the basic cable channels. Which means that about nine times out of ten, when I show up at her apartment, the tube is set on TLC or The Food Network, and it’s all I can do to keep from groaning out loud. (To be fair, she has much the same reaction when I run across an old Godzilla flick and settle in for a blissful evening of daikaiju silliness…)

Anyway, there is one basic-cable show that manages to cross party lines, appealing to both of us more or less equally with its mixture of travel, nostalgia, and greasy-spoon cuisine and culture, a Food Network program called Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. The set-up is that the host — a boisterous Gen-Xer like ourselves called Guy Fieri — drives around the country in a classic Camaro, stopping into, well, diners, drive-ins, and dives to sample regional food favorites and give a little history about the featured establishments. It’s a fun show; a half-hour episode typically covers three quirky, mom-n-pop-style locations, and the eps are often themed in some way, like all family-owned diners, or places that are open 24/7.

The show’s website includes a feature called “Tell Guy Where To Go,” and not too long ago, The GF and I had some fun coming up with a list of our favorite Salt Lake-area places we thought the show ought to visit. We never got around to submitting our list, but it turns out we didn’t have to: Guy was here last week, filming segments for the new season, and as it turns out, the places he visited match our list almost exactly:

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