Via SamuraiFrog, some silly quizzes and their results:

First up, which ’80s movie scientist am I?

Your Score: Chris Knight

165 Heart, 155 Genius, 161 Cool, 138 Excitability

Chris Knight – (Val Kilmer)
Real Genius (1985)

You are Chris Knight. You’re brilliant, but you know that if you don’t think about anything but work, you’ll get burnt out. No danger of that for you. You’re loyal to your friends, you love the ladies, and most of all the ladies love you.

“Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I’m disgusted. I’m sorry but it’s not like me, I’m depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?”

Other scientific possibilities:

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Peter Venkman

Jordan Cochran

Egon Spengler

Doc Brown

Newton Crosby

Paul Stephens

Ben Crandall

Wayne Szalinkski

Winston Zeddemore

Ben Jabituya

Lazlo Hollyfeld

Ray Stantz

Buckaroo Banzai

Chris Knight

I’m good with that one. I always liked that movie, and thought Chris was a pretty cool character… although I haven’t seen it in years, so who knows if he’d strike me as obnoxious nowadays?

Next up, which superheroine should I date?

I’ve never read a single issue of She-Hulk, but I always liked the green Orion slave women on classic Star Trek, so I could go for that.

And finally, my results for the crudely named Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test (my apologies to sensitive readers), which is supposed to determine what kind of women I find attractive:

Your Score: Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 70% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie? Yeah, that works… hey, maybe if Angelina Jolie was painted green…