Monthly Archives: December 2007

A Whole Year, One Sentence at a Time

It’s that time again when people start trying to think of ways to summarize or recap the year that’s just winding down. According to Chris Roberson, there’s a meme going around that’s along those lines; it asks you to repost the first sentence of the first blog entry in each of the previous year’s 12 months. Well, I’m always up for a good meme, so here goes:

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TV Title Sequences: Max Headroom

You probably all saw this coming after yesterday’s entry, right? Sometimes I am so predictable… Oh, well. You gotta be what you are, right? Just watch the clip:

Mmmmmm, so very, very ’80s…

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Time is Cruel

I guess you can’t avoid the ravages of age even when you’re just a computerized simulacrum of a smart-alecky TV journalist from 20 minutes into a future that’s now only a few seconds away:

Incidentally, why isn’t the Max Headroom TV series on DVD yet? I know it was short-lived and firmly in the “cult classic” category, but surely a show as eerily prescient and ground-breaking as Max deserves its own shiny silver discs?
(And in case you’re wondering what I mean by “prescient,” the show predicted a lot of our current [then-future] society, including [just off the top of my head] “reality” TV, interactive programming, do-it-yourself video journalism, mindless consumption via credit cards and a form of online shopping, and even some of the stuff that guys like Ray Kurzweil believe is coming as part of “The Singularity“, most notably the idea of downloading a human personality into a computer. Wow… now I really want to see Max again! It’d probably make a lot more sense now that it did in ’85…)

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Official Indy IV One-Sheet

I used to be quite an avid collector of one-sheets, those oversized posters that advertise the coming attractions out in front of movie theaters. I eventually dropped the habit, partly because my interests were pulling me toward other categories of collectibles, but also because the painted artwork-type posters that I particularly loved fell out of style. (If you haven’t noticed, one-sheets for the last decade or so have mostly consisted of boring photoshopped “face collages.” Bleh. I hate those things. One is practically indistinguishable from the next; nothing distinctive or interesting about any of them.) I’m therefore very pleased to see that the powers-that-be have chosen to go retro for the official Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull “teaser” one-sheet*, which was just unveiled today:

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The artwork is by master illustrator Drew Struzan, who was one of my faves back in my collecting days. Struzan has one of the most distinctive and recognizable styles out there in the illustration world, and a great deal of his work would no doubt look familiar even to the most casual of movie-goers. He also has a long history with Lucasfilm — he’s painted many one-sheets and book covers for both the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises — so it’s no surprise he was tapped for this project, and it looks like he’s turned in another classic piece.

Although I haven’t collected one-sheets on any kind of regular basis in a very long time, I do still occasionally pick up those that strike my fancy. This is definitely one that’ll find its way into the fabulous Bennion Archives…

*FYI, most “big” movies — a Star Wars or Indiana Jones — will actually come with two one-sheets. The teaser comes out first and is exactly what it sounds like: an advance design that is intended basically just to let the public know the movie is coming. Usually the design on the teaser is more pared back, a single, striking image designed to generate discussion, curiosity, etc. (One of the more interesting teasers I’ve ever seen was for Back to the Future II; it was simply a black poster with a pair of fire trails like those left behind by the time-traveling Delorean receding off into the distance. No text, nothing to tell you what the flick is, unless you remembered that particular effect from the first film.) The second, or “regular” design usually comes out much closer to the film’s actual release date, and will typically feature more elaborate art and design, complete credits, etc. If Crystal Skull follows the usual Indy movie pattern, this first design — which feature Indy alone and looking heroic — will be followed by a collage showing the other characters and one or two of the set pieces from the film. Can’t wait to see it!

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Monday Morning Time Waster

Just took the “How Geek Are You?” quiz. I’m sure my score would have been higher if only I could honestly say that I had ever solved a computer problem in the shower. Sorry, but the shower is me-time, no computing problems allowed!

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Season’s Greetings

Continuing with the holiday theme, here’s a prototype Christmas card my buddy Chenopup sent around for comment the other day:

Humbug!

What do you all think? Looks like the kid’s had enough shopping to me…

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Here’s One for Anne

My darling Girlfriend loves Christmas carols. She also loves a cappella singers performing Christmas carols. Myself, not so much.

I try to restrain my inner grinch for her sake — I really don’t like making her feel bad — but it’s so very, very hard when confronted by a bunch of fresh-faced young men who have perfect harmony and really cheesy joke-writers. The genre just naturally tends to lead to cutesy-ism, and that’s something I cannot abide. The one time I gave in and went along with her and her mom to the annual holiday performance by local sensation Voicemale, it was all I could do to keep my nervous twitching from throwing me right out of my seat. (Sorry, dear, I really am… but then, you knew all this already and for some reason you still like me…)

It might not be so bad if all the a cappella groups out there would take a hint from these guys:

That’s the way you do it: cover all the favorites in a single arrangement, throw in a little Toto for good measure, then thank everyone for coming and to all a good night! Yeah…

My thanks to Greenberg for finding this.

Note: If for some reason you want to read more of my grouchy, anti-Christmas-music babble, revisit this classic entry from a couple of years ago…

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Which Major US City Are You?

Well, so much for all my blather yesterday about how much I love Salt Lake…

Your Score: SEATTLE!

You scored 57% Style, 15% Climate, and 43% Culture!

You are Seattle, Washington. Seattle is the largest city in Washington and the seat of King County. A city of steep hills, Seattle lies in western Washington between two bodies of water�Puget Sound on the west and Lake Washington on the east. Its fine landlocked harbor has made Seattle one of the major ports in the United States. Seattle is the region’s commercial and transportation hub and the center of manufacturing, trade, and finance. Its important diversified industries include aircraft, lumber and forest products, fishing, high technology, food processing, boat building, machinery, fabricated metals, chemicals, pharmaceuticals, and apparel.

You’re probably very happy that I stuck you in a city where you can get a nice view of the mountains and breathe that fresh, cool air. And the rain won’t get you down either. You are very stylish and you belong in a big city with a bit of a faster pace than say, somewhere in the South or Midwest. I think you’d be quite happy in Seattle where you can do lots of shopping and take in a good bit of culture. You could probably stand to take in more culture than you currently do. Musicals and art shows are good for your soul I say. But you do enjoy nature and maybe sports as well, and you’ve definitely got a good city here.

Link: The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test written by weeredII on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Feeling Blue in Sugar House

You know, I love Utah, I really do. I grew up here, my family roots stretch back to the very first wave of Mormon pioneers in 1847, and, for my money, you’re never going to see anything as jaw-droppingly beautiful as the Wasatch Mountains on the first clear day after a snow storm. This is my home, and while I can imagine living in other places, I highly doubt I ever will.
But as comfortable as I generally am here, it drives me absolutely batshit insane when the busybody prudes of this state decide it’s time to dust off their torches and pitchforks and launch yet another crusade against their latest perceived threat to the moral well-being of the community.

Case in point: the kerfuffle over the Blue Boutique.

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