Monthly Archives: November 2007

Who’s on Force?

Courtesy of Cranky Robert, here’s a clip I can’t begin to do justice with mere words. Just watch it:

That’s some brilliant editing, IMHO. Perfect casting, too…

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Dispatch from the Front Lines of the Holy War

For the record, I am one of those rare mutant individuals who couldn’t possibly care less about sports.
I know it plants me in a very small minority to admit this, but I honestly don’t like any sports. Not professional, collegiate, amateur, major league, minor league, varsity, JV, Little League, or pick-up in the alleyway behind the office. Not ball-centered sports, not motorsports, and certainly not — ugh — extreme sports.

So what’s my problem? Why don’t I care about the games that probably the majority of everybody else out there find so endlessly rewarding? Well, let’s see… the so-called “action” of team sports bores me. The roar of the crowd sets my nerves on edge. The physical outbursts — like throwing stuff at the TV — that often accompany wins and losses strike me as distasteful. And the obsessive knowledge of obscure statistics that is commanded by many fans simply baffles me. (I’m fully aware of the self-inflicted irony there, and that somebody who spouts sports trivia is fundamentally no different from me knowing everything I know about Star Wars. But the way I see it, Star Wars is cool, and sports are, well, just sports.)
Hell, I don’t even like board games.

That said, however, I always look forward to the annual football rivalry between Utah’s largest institutions of higher learning, the University of Utah and Brigham Young University. Not because I care about the football, you understand. The game itself is of no more interest to me than any other sporting event. No, it’s the culture of the rivalry that I find interesting.
Or perhaps I should say the clash of cultures that surround the rivalry, which is known in these parts as “The Holy War.”

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Simple Tricks: Fit for a Twelve-Year-Old!

Chris Roberson clued me into the Blog Readability Test, which has determined the following:

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So, this means either my writing is so clean and to the point that even an adolescent can follow along… or my writing is adolescent. Hmm… not sure I really want to know the answer to the implied question here…

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I’m Catwoman… Meow.

Here’s an interesting variant on the “Which [blank] are you?” quiz genre… it seems that if I were a woman with superpowers, I’d be Michelle Pfeiffer:

What female superhero are you???Catwoman

You are the anti-hero. Not quite a hero but prone to heroic actions and a protector of abused women. Dark, sleek and full of feminine wiles, you steal your way into people’s hearts. Meow!

Personality Test Results

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I doubt I’d look as good in skin-tight vinyl as Michelle Pfeiffer did, though…

(Via.)

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Presenting the Velvet Ackbar

Elvis has long held the monopoly on tacky, plushy living room art, but I’m thinking this just might give The King a run for his money:

Your eyes can't withstand tackiness of this magnitude!

Groovy, baby, yeah!

(Via.)

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The Hollywood Writers Strike Explained

Courtesy of John Rogers, a concise, easy-to-follow, and surprisingly entertaining explanation of why all your favorite shows are drifting into re-runs:

And in case you’re wondering, yes, I support the WGA wholeheartedly in this matter. Writers don’t typically get a lot of recognition or respect in the film and television industry, but they are, to my mind, the most important part of the process. If somebody doesn’t write the story to begin with, the guy in the jodhpurs and riding boots has nothing to direct, and the “talent” have nothing to say. It’s that simple. And in a business as flush as Hollywood, to say there isn’t enough money to go around is disingenuous at best. The vast majority of WGA members really don’t make much money for their efforts, and if they’re trying to survive purely on screenwriting, their income is likely to be pretty sporadic. In my book, they deserve their modest cut of the residuals pie a lot more than the suits deserve another Gulfstream…

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Monday Morning Net Crap

72% Movie Freak
Odd… I anticipated a higher score than this. I thought perhaps my score was lower than expected because the game is predicated on gender and I’ve missed the boat on a lot of traditional “guy” films. However, when I took the “girl” quiz, I did even worse:
55% Movie Freak
Just goes to show that even a person who lives and breathes this stuff can still have gaps in the old knowledge base, I guess.

Hat tip to Samurai Frog for this one…

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Leaves

I’ve heard it said that women don’t remember the pain of childbirth, not really, because that’s the only way they’d ever be willing to go through it again.

Raking up autumn leaves is kind of like that. Oh, I like the raking part well enough. It’s what comes after, the scooping them into garbage bags so you can haul them away, that’s really tedious. I never remember from year to year how sucky that part of the process is.

Oh, well… it was still a gorgeous day and good to be outside.

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Drive-By Blogging 6: Working for the Weekend

It’s a beautiful, sunshiney afternoon here in the SLC, with blue skies and temperatures in the high 60s, probably for the last time this year before winter’s cold, clammy hand closes its skeletal fingers around the valley (how’s that for an image of impending gloom?). I should be outside, making myself some vitamin D and raking up my leaves before tomorrow’s rain turns them into heavy, sodden mush. So what am I doing? I’m surfing the web, naturally… life in the 21st century. Sigh.
Can’t help it, though… I keep finding interesting stuff that leads me deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole. So, just in case you, too, are not playing outside like the good kids ought to be, here’s a special Saturday edition of Drive-By Blogging linkage:

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Joss on Writing

Joss Whedon, the revered creator of the cult-fave TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly, has been venting online about the way some in the press describe the ongoing writer’s strike out in Hollywood. His comments are worth reading in their entirety, but I like the way he describes the act and art of writing (something I am not entirely unfamiliar with myself…):

Writing is largely not considered work. Art in general is not considered work. Work is a thing you physically labor at, or at the very least, hate. Art is fun. (And Hollywood writers are overpaid, scarf-wearing dainties.) It’s an easy argument to make. And a hard one to dispute.

 

…Writing is enjoyable and ephemeral. And it’s hard work.

 

It’s always hard. Not just dealing with obtuse, intrusive studio execs, temperamental stars and family-prohibiting hours. Those are producer issues as much as anything else. Not just trying to get your first script sold, or seen, or finished, when nobody around believes you can/will/should… the ACT of writing is hard. When Buffy was flowing at its flowingest, David Greenwalt [Ed. note: Greenwalt was a writer and producer on Buffy] used to turn to me at some point during every torturous story-breaking session and say “Why is it still hard? When do we just get to be good at it?” I’ll only bore you with one theory: because every good story needs to be completely personal (so there are no guidelines) and completely universal (so it’s all been done). It’s just never simple.

 

It’s necessary, though. We’re talking about story-telling, the most basic human need. Food? That’s an animal need. Shelter? That’s a luxury item that leads to social grouping, which leads directly to fancy scarves. But human awareness is all about story-telling. The selective narrative of your memory. The story of why the Sky Bully throws lightning at you. From the first, stories, even unspoken, separated us from the other, cooler beasts. And now we’re talking about the stories that define our nation’s popular culture – a huge part of its identity. These are the people that think those up. Working writers.

“Human awareness is all about story-telling.” Nice.

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