Monthly Archives: July 2007

The Road Island Diner from Rhode Island

Vintage diner coming to Oakley, Utah.

A number of items from the Department of Changing Landscapes have caught my eye in recent days, but one in particular makes me a very happy boy indeed: I’ve learned that there is a genuine 1940s-vintage diner on its way to Utah even as I type this, the very one you see in the photo above.

I confess, I have a deep affection for old-tymey cafes and greasy spoons, the sorts of places where both of my grandmothers slung hash and where men in hats hunched over their eggs and coffee at long counters while they read the latest news about the War in Europe. There aren’t many such places left in Utah, and the ones that do still endure tend to be pretty far from the Wasatch Front, out in the small outpost towns of the state’s hinterlands. (I recommend Mom’s Cafe in Salina, if you ever find yourself in Salina for some reason.) As far as I know, however, Utah never had a diner like the one in the photo above, one of those streamlined prefab jobs that resemble train cars and turn up in period movies like, well, Diner.

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Quote of the Day

I love this one:

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the [Basra] area [of Iraq].

Man-eating badgers? There’s a bio-weapon I haven’t heard about…

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Telstar

Hm, here’s an interesting bit of trivia: today is the 45th anniversary of the launch of Telstar, the world’s first communications satellite. We take instantaneous global connectivity pretty much for granted these days — think about how routinely TV news programs like The Today Show interview people who are on the other side of the planet, or how easy it is to make a phone call to another continent — but I imagine such stuff must’ve seemed dowright miraculous in 1962. That must’ve been such an exciting time to be alive, what with all the boundaries expanding and miracles happening right and left. They’re still happening today, of course, but I don’t think we notice so much. Today’s miracles are far more subtle, and more integrated into our daily lives. Indeed, we’ve come to expect new miracles on a regular basis, and we get really impatient if they don’t work quite the way we want them to.

Telstar Logistics blogs about his namesake here, and he includes some fascinating links and factoids. For instance, I did not know that Telstar is still up there, an orbitting piece of space junk that’s been dead since its electronics failed in February of 1963. I thought it surely must’ve re-entered and burned up years ago. I don’t know why, but I think it’s really cool that it’s still there…

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Fire at Este Pizza!

It’s been a while since I mentioned The Great Simple Tricks Pizza Challenge, that crazy scheme hatched by Chenopup and Brian Greenberg to somehow fly a pie from Salt Lake’s own Este Pizza Company to New York City to see how it stacks up against the Big Apple’s finest, hopefully while the TV cameras roll. Er, capture. Whatever. The terminology of the digital age isn’t nearly as colorful as the jargon which preceded it…

My curmudgeonliness aside, the dream hasn’t died; it’s just been sleeping while Cheno and Brian experience this thing called “Real Life.” Cheno was telling me just a couple weeks ago that he still wants to make it happen. But a very large wrench has been thrown into the works since then: Este Pizza experienced an electrical fire on June 30th and was pretty badly damaged by smoke and water. Dave Heiblim, Este’s owner, saved his equipment, if not his premises, and now he’s searching for a new location. Cheno’s got the details over at his blog, as well as a request:

While they are out of commission for awhile, drop Dave an email at beardyouno at hotmail dot com. Let him know you care. Number two, howzabout sending $6 bucks to him. After all it’s the price of a lunch combo and could very well help him in the quest to restore this great establishment. Address and information is on the link below to their website.

Sounds like a good suggestion to me. Help out one of the little guys and maybe some good karma will come back your way…

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Lessons in Entropy

I’ve mentioned before that I still live in the house where I grew up. It’s an old home on an old street, so naturally it’s surrounded by massive old trees. For instance, the box-elder that stands at the center of the Bennion Compound was fully mature when my parents moved in 38 years ago; my guess is that it’s 60 years old if it’s a day, possibly more. It’s a huge tree, composed of three separate trunks that diverge out away from a thick base in a sort of triangular configuration.
When I was a kid, my dad built me the coolest treehouse anyone in town had ever seen, with three levels nestled between the triple trunks and connected by gangway stairs, a fireman’s pole and a rope swing, and, on the top deck, a good-sized shack with a shingled roof, an electric light, and an old car radio for entertainment.

At some point in the tree’s long life, someone wrapped a chain around its base; the tree eventually grew around and absorbed the chain, so that the end of it emerged from the bark as if it were a perfectly organic and natural thing. I recall an occasion when Dad attached a come-along to that chain and fastened the other end to a wrecked car; he did the same thing on the opposite side of the car, running a cable from a second come-along around another tree that used to stand behind the house. Then, bit by bit, one click of the rachet mechanism at a time, he put that car under tension until the twisted frame gradually straightened. By the time he was finished, the car was as good as new.

I mention these anecdotes to illustrate how that box-elder has always symbolized eternal strength in my mind, unbudging and resolute, the Rock of Gibralter of trees. If I’d bothered to think about it, I probably would have told you that since it was there before I was born, it would most likely be there after I’m gone.

So imagine my surprise and confusion when I got home from work on Friday evening and saw this:

Friday evening surprise.

All that greenery there on the ground is the eastern-most of the three trunks; it snapped and fell at some point during the day, probably not long before I got home, judging from how moist and green the leaves still were. That orange thing you can see in the midst of it all is my dad’s little Bobcat tractor; there’s also a couple of those portable canvas garages under all that green, one of which contains a 1957 Chevy.

More photos after the cut.

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Hanging Over Our Heads

It’s another of those cursedly busy, damnably hot days here at the New Proofreaders’ Cave, deep within the bowels of one the glorious metropolitan skyscrapers in fabulous downtown Salt Lake City. (My Corporate Overlords recently decided that my proofreading team needed to move to a different part of the building, hence the “new” descriptor. The NPC isn’t bad, but I’ve lost my window view, which is a major bummer, and we also have roomies now, which is proving to be somewhat, ahem, difficult. They like to play Guitar Hero. While I’m trying to proofread. This, as my friend Jack would say, is sub-optimal. But what’re you going to do, short of having an over-the-top temper tantrum that ends with a desk phone being thrown through a television set, followed by a visit from an HR representative?)

Anyhow, since I’m probably not going to find the time to anything substantial here today, how’s about a cool photo? Behold:

Atlantis docked to ISS

That’s the space shuttle Atlantis moored to the International Space Station during its recent mission there. What’s interesting about this photo — beyond the fact that it’s a nice expansive view of the entire structure — is that it was taken from the ground as the ISS passed 190 nautical miles overhead. As usual, you can click the image for a larger view, or you can go here for details on how this was done.

Hope the AC’s working, wherever you are…

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Meme of Five

I hope everybody made it through Independence Day with their original factory-issued number of digits, limbs, and accessories. Had a pleasant Fourth myself, but my Fifth… whoo, boy. I’m wondering tonight if a middle-of-the-week holiday is even worth bothering with; all my various accounts at work tried to push a schload (that’s a technical term, don’t ya know) through the mill the day before the holiday, and now comes the day after the holiday and everyone is trying to catch up. Which means there’s been another schload crossing my desk. Which makes for a lack of blog-time and a very stressed-out (and grumpy) proofreader.

I did manage to check in on a couple of my usual reads, though, and I learned that I’ve been tagged by Jaquandor to participate in the latest meme floating around the ‘net. I’m a sucker for these things, of course — curse you, Jaquandor, you’ve discovered my secret weakness! — so my responses follow the cut:

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Another Voice in the Dark, Part II

It’s been a crazy couple of days leading into tomorrow’s holiday, and I haven’t been able to come around this place much. (You may have noticed. Or not. Probably not, but I like to delude myself that people hang on my every word and miss me when I’m not pontificating.) I’m just about to shut down Ye Olde PC and head out for a party, but I wanted to quickly mention that my good buddy Mike Chenoweth, better known in these parts as “Chenopup,” has decided to give this blog thing another try. You may remember that he toyed with blogging once before, only to get distracted by so-called “Real Life” and give up on it after a few entries. Hopefully, he’ll be able to find more of a balance point this time around.

Show him some support and go check out his shiny new web site, won’t you? And have a happy Fourth of July, too! Throw another brat on the barby for me…

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