I’m not one to get all gooey over news of someone successfully procreating, especially someone I don’t personally know, but I thought Telstar Logistic‘s “press release” this morning was both clever and funny:
PRESS RELEASE
TELSTAR LOGISTICS LAUNCHES NEXT GENERATION BRAND EXTENSION
Genetic Technology Yields Robust, Scalable, Cute New Life
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – 25 July, 2007 Telstar Logistics Genetics Systems, working in collaboration with the Biological Imperative Group and Evolutionary Optimization Inc., is proud to announce the successful launch and deployment of our newest brand extension, Miel Avril Lappin.
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A state-of-the-art newborn, Miel is equipped with the latest onboard diagnostic and maintenance technologies, including fully autonomic respiratory, circulatory, and waste-disposal systems, as well as pre-installed grasping and suckling subroutines. A built-in acoustic alarm alerts the executive team when ambient conditions are sub-optimal, and the user interface is calibrated for maximum cuteness.
He goes on in that vein for a bit; it’s worth a glance and a chuckle. I especially liked that bit about the acoustic alarm for sub-optimal conditions…
Hey Jas,
This is a very creative birth announcement. Did you click on the “investor relations” link to learn more about the creative parking of Telstar Logistics?
No, I didn’t… until just now. That’s bloody brilliant! Here I thought the guy just had made up a clever internet nom de keyboard for himself…