Monthly Archives: June 2007

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Something That Bugs Me: Things That Started “It” All

So, I’m sitting here watching the AFI 100 Greatest Movies of All Time (10th Anniversary Edition) special, and I just saw a commercial for Blade Runner: The Final Cut, coming soon on DVD and (according to this commercial) to theaters this fall. Leaving aside my conviction that acknowledged classics shouldn’t be revised or messed with (and also that Ridley Scott is horribly misguided in his efforts to convince us that Deckard is a replicant), it was pretty exciting to see this film being advertised again. However, something about the ad really grated on me: the obligatory slogan, “The One That Started It All.”
I say “obligatory” because it seems these days that every single film that has inspired sequels or imitators uses it; for example, it popped up again recently when the original Shrek was aired on TV a few weeks back. I hate this slogan. It’s hackneyed and virtually meaningless. What the hell is “it” anyway? “It” is never defined, and there are apparently lots of different “its” out there, since Shrek‘s “it” most likely is not Blade Runner‘s “it” (although it’d be interesting if it was — imagine a dystopian future-noir fairy tale…). Really what “it” is, is lazy marketing. It’s a simple, cliche’d fix for a copywriter who’s staring down a deadline and doesn’t have the slightest original thought in his head about the movie in question. As with all the other stuff that bugs me, this slogan will be forbidden when I become the Unquestioned Ruler of the Universe.
That is all. Back to the AFI list now…

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Sniper Cat!

I swiped this image from Danger Room. Why? I dunno… I just thought it was funny. Consider it my contribution to that lolcat thing that’s been sweeping the interwebs lately.

Take him out, now!

(If anyone would like to come up with a suitably bizarre and/or funny caption for this in order to make it a true lolcat, by all means, be my guest.)

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Mmmmmm, Metal Bikini Chains…

The blog Indexed features curious little cartoons and musings sketched on index cards. Usually they illustrate the convergence of several apparently unrelated concepts that add up to some kind of common knowledge or meme. I have to admit that I find many of them utterly indecipherable — or at least not terribly funny — but today’s entry (titled “Fantasy vs. Frustration”) struck a chord:

Fantasy vs. Frustration

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Bingham High Class of ’87 Reunion — Already?

Sometimes, it’s really hard for me to wrap my head around the truth of just how old I’m getting to be. Maybe that’s because I spend so much time writing about my younger days on this blog; keeping my memories stirred up all the time tricks me into feeling like the year 1987 isn’t all that far away.

At least it doesn’t seem very far away until I really start thinking about what was going on in 1987: Ronald Reagan was in the White House and Margaret Thatcher was living at Number 10 Downing Street; the Soviet Union still existed; the Berlin Wall divided east from west; Iran and Iraq were at war with each other; the names “Gary Hart,” “Donna Rice,” “Jim Bakker,” and “Jessica Hahn” were all over the tabloids; The Simpsons were just short interstitial segments on The Tracy Ullman Show; the Fox Network had just started operation, and 21 Jump Street was its most popular show; and Richard Marx and Tiffany were two of the biggest musical acts in the land. Viewed in that light, 1987 suddenly seems pretty damn distant, doesn’t it?

Here’s one final salvo to really drive the point home: I’ve gotten word that my 20-year high school reunion is coming up this fall. It’s going to be held at The Depot, a really nifty night club located in the old Union Pacific train station at The Gateway, on September 8th. There’s a website with all the details here; it includes a feature where you can leave some info about what you’ve been up to for the past two decades (it’s free, unlike that other reunion-type website you may have heard of).
I happen to know that a number of my fellow Bingham Miners read this blog, so if any of you are still in touch with any of our other classmates, spread the word, will you? And go let everybody know what you’ve been up to! (Besides reading my humble blog, of course…)

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Watching the Skies

Last night, just before 11 PM, I walked out of my parents’ back door and looked off to the northwest. It was a clear night, but living as close to a good-sized city as my parents and I do, I couldn’t see many stars because of all the light pollution. Orion and the Big Dipper always stand out, and a handful of other constellations whose names I don’t remember, but the sky over Salt Lake generally looks pretty empty, so I was dubious that I’d be able to see the International Space Station, as the TV weather guy had been breathlessly promising for several days. And really, I wasn’t sure why I was bothering.

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Random Observations on This Saturday Past

On Saturday, The Girlfriend and I attended a family reunion/celebration in honor of her maternal grandmother’s 90th birthday. The following items are just some things that occured to me as I sat in a public park on a sweltering hot day:

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Congratulations to Keith and Danielle — Again!

This is a little after-the-fact, but I just got the news this morning:

My old school chum Keith Jensen and his wife Danielle have welcomed their second child into the world. It’s another daughter, Cailee Brynne Jensen (nicely Celtic name there, guys), born May 22. The statistics are as follows, for those who are into that sort of thing (Anne, I’m thinking of you): 7 lbs., 6 oz., 20 inches long.

Mother and daughter are both fine. Congrats to the whole family, and I hope life in Jersey isn’t getting you too down…

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Canine Chemotherapy Trivia

A couple of random factoids about my dog’s cancer treatment that I found amusing and/or interesting:

  • In order to administer the chemo drugs, the vet, of course, needs to shave the injection site, which is located on the leg. The course of treatment will run long enough that the vet will need to use several different injection sites to avoid discomfort and/or problems for the dog, so all four legs will end up with shaved spots. Apparently, however, the fur won’t grow back at those spots. I don’t know if that’s a side effect of the drugs or something to do with dog physiology or what, but, assuming he survives the cancer, Shadow will have permanent “battle scars.” I have asked my folks to try and convince the vet to line up the shaved bits. It will drive me crazy if my dog ends up with asymmetical bald patches.
  • The vet is obtaining the chemo drugs from the Huntsman Cancer Institute, one of the preeminent cancer research and treatment centers in the country, which is conveniently located at the University of Utah here in Salt Lake. Which means that the drugs used to treat dogs with cancer are the very same ones used on humans who have cancer; they just dial back the dosage to account for the differences in body size.
    I don’t know why that surprises me, but it does…
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