I’m not exactly what you’d call an “early adopter.” I don’t own an iPod or a TiVo, I’ve never seen the point of having a PDA when a good old notepad works just as well, I only upgrade my cellphone every four or five years, and I’ve wouldn’t begin to know how to BitTorrent a movie. However, I’m thinking I need to get one of these new-fangled iPhone gadgets. It was the condiment-dispensing feature that sold me:

Via.