Monthly Archives: May 2007

Name That Sci-Fi Film… Again!

SFSignal has another sci-fi movie keyword quiz up:

  1. Friendship / Hiding In Closet / Quarantine / Bicycle
  2. Violence / Sociopath / Invented Language / Eye
  3. Graphic Violence / Cyberpunk / Toxic Waste / Human Android Relationship
  4. Dystopian / Totalitarian / Illegal Immigrant / Hope
  5. Science Runs Amok / Theme Park / Tropical Island / Child In Peril
  6. Science Runs Amok / Theme Park / Evil Robot / Gunslinger
  7. Gang / Feral Child / Muscle Car / Australian Outback
  8. Kidnapping / Asylum / Animal Rights / Time Travel
  9. Interdimensional Travel / Escaped Mental Patient / Rocket Car / Watermelon
  10. Lincoln Memorial / Totalitarianism / Ice Cave / Man Hunt

You remember the rules from before: Name the SF flick based on those keyword clues from the IMDB. I actually thought this quiz was quite a bit easier than the first one. My answers are below the cut. You might want to write yours down or something before you click through…

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The Definition of Overkill

And I thought the multiple cover “collector’s edition” TV Guide tributes to Star Trek a few years ago were a bit much: A British film magazine called (appropriately enough) Empire is issuing no less than 30 different covers this month to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Star Wars. They’re unveiling one a day here.

Makes me glad I no longer feel the frenzied collecting urge as strongly as I once did; ten years ago, I would’ve needed each and every one of these as a tulip needs the sun. Nowadays… well, they’d be nice to have, but I’ll live if I don’t get around to picking them up. At least, I think I’ll live… I suddenly seem to have spots in front of my eyes…

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TV Title Sequences I Like: Hardcastle and McCormick

Evanier announced something interesting today: “Off and on… I’m going to link to videos of openings I liked for TV shows. In some cases, I didn’t like the show but I liked the opening.” This is an idea I’ve been toying with for quite a while, if for no other reason than to let me dig up YouTube clips of things I haven’t seen in a long, long time and wallow in a momentary glow of nostalgia for all the dreck that shaped me into the charming fellow I am today. Without further ado, here’s my first entry in this whole new category of blogging:

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More on Eric Johnson

Just in case you read my pointless ramblings via an aggregator, or otherwise don’t follow the comments, there’s been an interesting development in regards to yesterday’s entry on the new Flash Gordon series. I’ve been contacted by Andrea, the webmaster for EricJohnsonWeb.com, who informs me that the head shot of Eric I saw is seven years out of date. She directed me to this more recent photo, and, based on it, I’ve got to admit that I was wrong. A little older now, Mr. Johnson has definitely acquired what I would consider the proper “Flash Gordon look” since that Smallville shot was taken. So this latest incarnation of Alex Raymond’s legendary adventure story has that much going for it at least.

Interestingly, I failed to notice yesterday that Eric has, in fact, done some work I have some passing familiarity with, namely the Work and the Glory films. If you haven’t heard of these, don’t feel bad. I doubt that many people outside of Utah have.

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Nothing New Under the Sun, er, Moon…

I was just reading about the new shows CBS has coming up this fall, and I found something curious about this one:

MOONLIGHT, from prolific movie producer Joel Silver (“The Matrix” Trilogy), is about Mick St. John (Alex O’Loughlin, upcoming “White Out”), a captivating “undead” private investigator who uses his acute vampire senses to help the living – instead of feeding on them. In an agonizing twist of fate, Mick was “bitten” 60 years ago by his new bride, the seductive and beguiling Coraline (Amber Valletta, “Hitch”). Immortal and eternally as young, handsome and charismatic as he was then, Mick is sickened by Coraline and other vampires who view humans only as a source of nourishment. With only a handful of undead confidantes for company, including deceitful ally Josef (Rade Serbedzija, “24”), Mick fills his infinite days protecting the living, and trying not to think about how his life would have been if he hadn’t followed his heart. However, after six decades of resisting, he wonders if it’s time to pursue the love of a mortal. He has his eyes on Beth Turner, a beautiful, ambitious reporter who has been covering the ongoing plague of unusual murders. But would Beth even consider giving up a normal life to be with him, and can Mick risk the pain of seeing himself as a monster in her eyes? As Mick lives between two realities, fighting his adversaries among the undead and falling in love with Beth, he knows he needs to figure out a reason to keep “living.”

You see, I remember that show being called Forever Knight when it aired about 15 years ago…

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Something That Bugs Me

FYI to anyone reading this: the film’s title is Blade Runner, not Bladerunner. I see this mistake made all over the place (most recently here) and it grates on my nerves like stainless-steel fingernails on a chalkboard.

Two words, people. Two.

That is all.

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The Year of Threes

So it occurred to me in the shower this morning that six of the big “tentpole” film releases this summer are “part threes”: Spider-Man 3, Shrek the Third, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Ocean’s Thirteen, The Bourne Ultimatum, and Rush Hour 3. Sequels are the bread and butter of summertime movie-going, of course, but I can’t recall any other year that had so many of them that were the same number in their respective series. Seems rather odd to me, like some kind of harmonic convergence or that planetary alignment that took place a few years ago, when the gravitational forces were all supposed to be amplified and wreck the Earth or some damn thing.

And another thing: back in my ticket-tearing days at the old Cinemark — which began some 18 years ago (holy crap!) — the summer blockbuster season started on Memorial Day weekend and ended on Labor Day weekend. Now, the season kicks off with the first weekend on May (as evidenced by the release of Spider-Man 3 a couple weeks ago) and looks like it will be pretty much over by the first weekend of August. That feels wrong to me. If this trend continues, we’ll soon be seeing the the big mindless spectacles we all love so much around Valentine’s Day instead of the Fourth of July, and that will just be… wrong. It’ll be chaos, I tells ya! Dogs and cats living together! Yeargh!

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Revisiting Childhood Via the Digital Airwaves

One of the groovy things about having one of those new-fangled HDTVs is that I now get more channels than I used to, and I didn’t even have to sign up for cable or The Dish. The secret is the digital transmissions that piggyback onto the plain ordinary old signal that merely mortal TVs pick up. Where I used to get only channel 5, for example, I now have 5.2 (a high-definition version of the same programming carried on analog 5) and 5.3 (a local weather channel and news headline ticker). It’s pretty cool. And something that’s really cool is channel 16.1, part of the ION television network. (My old TV didn’t pick anything up at all on channel 16, so I don’t know if this station has an analog equivalent or not. It’s a completely new thing for me.)

And what, you may be asking, is so cool about this channel 16.1? Only a nice assortment of the classic programs that I grew up loving. How does The Wonder Years every night at 9 pm sound to you? Or Kung Fu, Charlie’s Angels, and the original Mission: Impossible?

Or how about the fact that I was channel-surfing last night and ran across my beloved original version of Battlestar Galactica, airing at 6 pm on Sunday night just the way it did back in ’78? It was even a good episode, “The Living Legend,” with Lloyd Bridges as Commander Cain in command of the Galactica‘s long-lost sister ship, the battlestar Pegasus.
I have the series on DVD, of course, but there was a certain small thrill that came from just running across it somewhere on television, instead of deliberately choosing to put the disc on. The only thing that would’ve made it better would’ve been if I’d laying belly-down on the floor in front of a roaring fire, resting my chin in my hands and feeling the ends of my shoelaces dangling across the backs of my legs, the way I remember doing it when I was eight.

Of course, a roaring fire last night would’ve been a little uncomfortable; it is drifting into summer, after all. But you get the idea.

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