Monthly Archives: May 2007

Revisiting My Memoirs

So, it occurs to me that the Big Anniversary Entry I posted earlier this morning is somewhat vague about my own personal experiences with Star Wars in the late ’70s and early ’80s, and some folks who are just joining us may wonder why. Well, it’s because I’ve written about that subject before, of course:

I was seven years old in the summer of 1977, the prime age of susceptibility to a story featuring young, swashbuckling heroes, strange-looking creatures, and scary — but not too scary — villains. (See also Potter, Harry, Modern kids and.) I’m sure I must’ve seen a few movies on the big screen before then — I vaguely recall a couple of early-70s live-action Disney films about people in really bad polyester knits — but the first truly memorable film I saw in a theater…

 

Wait. Stop.

 

I’m not going to continue with that thought. My experience of seeing Star Wars for the first time couldn’t have been much different than a lot of other people’s. We were all kids, we’d never seen anything like it, we stood in lines that went around the block (literally, in my case — I saw the film at the long-lost Centre Theatre in Salt Lake; there was no lobby to speak of, and the only place to queue up was outside, on the street), big spectacle, big excitement, tiny little brains melting, lifelong obsessions forming, blah blah blah.

 

We were all there, weren’t we? And those of you who weren’t have probably heard about it from someone who was. It was the defining communal experience of our generation, at least until the towers fell.

 

But here’s the thing that was unique about my personal experience: I didn’t actually want to see Star Wars. I had no interest in it whatsoever, and, in fact, I remember being frightened of it. I don’t recall why, but something in the TV ads gave me a major case of the willies.

Read the rest here.

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Towel Day 2006

As fate would have it, today, in addition to the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, is also Towel Day, the international tribute to the late Douglas Adams. The 25th of May is a very hoopy day indeed.

Towel Day :: A tribute to Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

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An Adventure Unlike Anything on Your Planet

Didn’t believe me when I said that the suits at Fox had no idea how to market the original Star Wars? Then check out this vintage trailer:

I dig the ominous music. Sounds like it came from some disaster flick like The Poseidon Adventure or something. Not to mention the random alarm wail that’s never actually heard in the film. The art of the movie trailer has come a long way in 30 years…

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A Long Time Ago…

Thirty years ago today, a modestly budgeted little space adventure movie opened on a grand total of 32 screens nationwide.

That number seems hard to believe now, considering what that movie ultimately became; by contrast, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End debuted last night on some 4,000 screens (according to this). There are technical reasons why the initial release was so small, but the simplest explanation is that things were done differently in 1977, and also that expectations for this particular film weren’t very high. Science fiction had historically not done very well at the box office — Planet of the Apes and its sequels being one notable exception — and even when the opening weekend started looking like a record-breaker for the handful of theaters that were running it, the film’s writer and director remained pessimistic about it succeeding over the long run. The studio heads he was working for largely agreed; they didn’t even know how to market this oddball project, which was essentially a mash-up of Westerns, old Flash Gordon serials, and samurai pictures.

They needn’t have worried, though. The public embraced the movie like nothing before or since. Word of mouth did their marketing work for them, and by the time the film “opened wide,” audiences were clamoring to see it. It became a global phenomenon that would infiltrate every aspect of our culture and, for those who were lucky enough to be children in the late ’70s and early ’80s, it rose to the level of our shared mythology, a lingua franca that even non-geeks easily understand. I’ve met many people from other states, even other countries, and so long as they’re roughly about my age, it seems like it doesn’t matter whether we truly have anything in common. We always have this movie to discuss.

The movie in question, in case you haven’t guessed way before now, is Star Wars. And yes, kids, that is what it was originally called back in ’77 — not “Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.” Just Star Wars.

It is not just fanboy enthusiasm on my part that makes this day worth noting, because this one movie, whose creator, George Lucas, has reportedly never been satisfied with it, changed everything about movies. The way they’re made, the way they’re marketed, and the way they’re received.

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TV Title Sequences I Like: The Six Million Dollar Man

Just in case anyone couldn’t be bothered to click that link in the previous entry, I thought I’d go ahead and post up the intro for one of my favorite childhood series, The Six Million Dollar Man. I haven’t seen the show in years, and I have half a hunch that it wouldn’t hold up to my adult scrutiny, but I think this opening is still insanely dramatic and exciting:

I love those animated “computer graphics.” My three Loyal Readers probably know what I’m going to say next: I still have my old Steve Austin doll. I’ve got his arch-enemy Maskatron, too, and the inflatable command base, “Bionic Mission Vehicle,” and the rocket ship that turns into a medical bay. I never did have the Bigfoot doll, though… I might have to go questing on eBay…

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And It Even Looks Like a Rocket Ship!

In the emerging field of private space tourism, Burt Rutan’s SpaceShipOne and Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic venture tend to get all the attention, but there are other entrepeneurs out there who’ve decided it’s time to find a way to get human beings off this rock, if only for a few minutes.

One of those is Jim Benson, whose Benson Space Company has been working on a space ship modelled after NASA’s HL-20 “lifting body” concept.

Today, however, I’m reading that BSC is abandoning its lifting-body work and will instead base its Dream Chaser sub-orbital spacecraft on a melding of several other vehicles with impressive track records — the X-2 and X-15 experimental planes, and the venerable T-38 trainer. And it’ll look something like this:

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Shiny New B-24

Here’s a vintage photo of a B-24 fresh off the assembly line, ca. 1944. Why? ‘Cause I think it’s a cool photo, and because, if you’ll recall, I took a ride on one of these babies a few years back and I have a real soft spot for the model:

B-24 at Willow Run

Click to embiggen. Source here.

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New Toy: The Photo Edition

Al Gore's new toy

Just trying out a new toy, a way to embed photos in my entries without the tedium of saving a copy from the source to my desktop and re-uploading it to my blog server, and without breaking InterWeb etiquette by “hotlinking” to other people’s bandwidth. Details here, if you’re interested in techy stuff.

Some of you may be asking, “why an old photo of Al Gore holding a brick-sized mobile telephone?” Well, why not? I remember when brick-phones were quite the novelty, and it amuses me to see how far we’ve come in such a relatively short time…

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My Kingdom for a Two-Cent Stamp!

About two weeks ago, the Postal Service implemented its annual and much-ballyhooed rate increase, kicking the price of a 39-cent stamp to 41 cents. Anticipating that a significant number of consumers (like yours truly) would still have a bunch of 39-cent stamps in their possession, the brilliant, benevolent, and very handsome people who work for the USPS have of course taken steps to ensure that two-cent stamps are readily available for those who need them. The automated vending kiosks will be overstocked with the needed “fill-in” stamps for the next month or so as a favor to valued customers whose schedules prevent them from visiting human postal workers during regular business hours. Thus, bills continue to get mailed on time, inconvenience is minimized, customer loyalty is maintained, everyone is happy, and spontaneous renditions of “Kumbaya” can be heard echoing through post offices across the land.

Well, that’s probably how it would work on the Bizarro World. Here on Earth, my local post master, in all his or her infinite wisdom, has devoted only a single slot of the vending machine to two-cent stamps, and that slot has, of course, been sold out for two weeks.

Idiots.

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Regrets: Bo Diddley

I just learned that Bo Diddley, the elderly blues-and-rock guitarist best known for the classics “Who Do You Love?” and “Bo Diddley,” suffered a stroke following a performance on Saturday night. And even though articles like this one are optimistic that Diddley will play again, I personally think his career is over. He’s 78 years old, and my personal experience with strokes was not a positive one (my grandmother had one when she was still relatively young — early 60s, I believe — and she ended up trapped in a half-paralyzed body, unable to speak, for the last 16 years of her life).

Diddley played Salt Lake not too long ago and I remember thinking that I really ought to make an effort to go see him, because at his age you never know if he’s going to come around again. I really need to pay more attention to thoughts like that…

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