Monthly Archives: October 2006

Life Imitates Star Wars… Coooooooool!

Tatooine vaporator

Any Star Wars fan worth his shipment of spice will, of course, recognize the tall, white object in the photo above: it’s a moisture vaporator, a marvelous machine that pulls fresh water out of the very air and enables human life to survive on the desert planet Tatooine. Nifty idea, but it’s just science fiction, right?

Apparently not… Wired.com is reporting that a company called Aqua Sciences has developed a machine that does exactly what Uncle Owen’s condensor units supposedly did, and cheaply to boot (about 25 cents to the gallon, according to the company’s website). Naturally, the first customer is the Pentagon, which has long sought a way to keep U.S. troops easily supplied with a sustainable water source while operating in arid places like Iraq.

The company spokesman quoted in the article is coy about how the thing works — it’s apparently got something to do with salt — but the gadget is described as a “20-foot machine [that] can churn out 600 gallons of water a day without using or producing toxic materials and byproducts.” In addition, the machine is not dependent on humidity, like other types of condensation-type technology. Very cool… the only thing I find disappointing is that the actual units look more like ordinary reefer trailers than anything Luke Skywalker ever tinkered with. Ah, well… that’s the curse of being a science-fiction fan, I guess: nothing ever looks as cool when it’s finally invented for real as it did when it was imagined in the movies.

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Letter from Iraq

Several of my daily-read blogs have been linking to the “Letter from Iraq” published on Friday by TIME.com. If you haven’t run across this yet, go check it out; it’s definitely worth a minute of your time.

The letter is a series of observations from an anonymous Marine officer who pulls no punches in describing his life in the middle of the war zone. Although I’m sure both sides of the poltical spectrum here at home can (and will) try to spin this to support their views, the letter itself, read in its entirety, strikes me as remarkably non-partisan, honest, revealing, and, ultimately, quite moving. It is also, in places, very funny:

Most Surreal Moment — Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. We had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels.

 

Most Profound Man in Iraq — an unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied “Yes, you.”

As far as I can tell, this letter — unlike some of the supposed “real stories of our troops” that float around in e-mail form — is for real.

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Seeing Our Own Handiwork

Among our various robotic minions currently exploring the solar system is a vehicle called the Mars Reconaissance Orbiter (MRO). As its name would suggest, the MRO is circling the red planet, mapping the martian surface in greater detail than ever before. It’s also taking some spectacular photographs with its on-board high-rez camera, including the one below, which Phil Plait of the Bad Astronomy Blog calls “the best Mars picture EVAH” (i.e., ever, for those who don’t speak Hipster):

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The Most Wilhelms in a Single Flick?

There is a particular sound effect that’s known to movie buffs as “the Wilhelm.” You’ve undoubtedly heard it: it’s a high-pitched male scream, kind of a “yaaaa-haagh!”, typically heard when someone meets a violent death like tumbling off a cliff, being eaten by some giant creature, or being run over by a truck. The sound is quite old, dating (according to most sources) to a 1951 adventure flick called Distant Drums, but these days it’s best known as a running gag in the Star Wars films — it is heard in all six of them, as well as the Indiana Jones and Lord of the Rings movies. Those movies only use it once or twice, though; Ben Burtt and his proteges apparently don’t want to overdo a good thing.

Whoever did the sound effects for the movie Them didn’t share this modern sense of restraint. I watched the classic horror flick tonight — if you don’t know the title, it was the first of the “Big Bug” cycle of the 1950s, those cautionary tales about the unforseen consequences of atomic testing coming back to literally bite us — and I counted at least half a dozen instances of Wilhelm. It got to where it was kind of distracting, actually, and that made me wonder if modern movie fans are maybe a little too conscious of the technical stuff. Surely an audience in 1954 wouldn’t have noticed that so many giant-ant victims issue exactly the same squeal as the die… or would they?

If you’re curious about this distinctive effect, here is a page about its history; go here for a list of movies and other media that have used it.

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Glimpses of Richard Donner’s Superman II

As I’ve noted before (repeatedly), I’m a big fan of Superman: The Movie, Christopher Reeve’s debut as the iconic character. The three sequels in which Reeve appeared, however, are another story. I was so unimpressed by Superman III that I haven’t seen it since its initial theatrical run way back in 1983, and I’ve never gotten quite drunk enough to endure Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, which is reportedly about as much fun as licking razor blades edge-on.

As for Superman II, well, it isn’t too bad, but even as a relatively uncritical kid I could tell that something was off about it. It just wasn’t as, well, cool as the first one.

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Amusing Window Display

Just got back from lunch and a brisk afternoon walk around the mean streets of SLC. Saw something that gave me a chuckle as I passed the stinky bookstore and thought I’d share.

In the shop’s window, among the antique steel cans of Miller Beer, the Godzilla toy, and an ancient, crumbling Book of Mormon held together with a red ribbon, was a pair of recently published but used hardcovers standing side-by-side. A hand-lettered sign tucked between them made the following offer:

“Ann Coulter’s Treason $7. Living History by Hillary Clinton free with Coulter book.”

Is this someone’s gesture at political balance? Or just an observation about what sells in Utah and what doesn’t?

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Trapped by the Mormons: More Info

For those who may be interested, I’ve dug up some more information on that DVD of Trapped by the Mormons that I mentioned last night. It looks like it’s been assembled by a small indie label (not unusual in the world of silent film, which is obviously a niche market that the big boys wouldn’t profit from) using 16mm source elements (there’s no known surviving 35mm print of this title). Blaine Gale recorded the score at the recently restored Peery’s Egyptian Theater in Ogden, Utah, rather than The Organ Loft, but the DVD includes a Thomas Edison short with a score by Blaine that was recorded at The Loft.

You can order this DVD here, if you’re so inclined. Click through to view a list of the specs and extras…

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I Think I Have Too Many Books

In case anyone out there is keeping track, I just passed 1,000 book titles on my LibraryThing catalog, and I still have several boxes to go. I don’t know whether to be proud at the expanse of my collection, ashamed at the amount of money I’ve spent over the years, or depressed that I’ve read so few of them…

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Blaine Gale: Trapped by the Mormons

One of Salt Lake’s hidden treasures is this nifty little place called The Organ Loft, a monument to one man’s hobby that his family maintains for the benefit of local film lovers. So the story goes, Lawrence Bray fell in love with the sound of the pipe organs that once provided musical accompaniment for many old-time silent-movie theaters and, beginning in the late 1940s, he started acquiring components of these old organs as they were scrapped out of Salt Lake moviehouses. He assembled them in his uncle’s chicken coop, adding onto the building several times over the years as his instrument grew. Today, that much-enlarged (and improved) chicken coop is The Organ Loft. Owned and operated by Lawrence Bray’s nephew, Larry, it is one of the few venues in this country, and probably in the whole world, where you can see a silent movie in something close to the way our great-grandparents must’ve experienced it.

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Foleygate

I shouldn’t say anything, because I know that political entries never bring happiness to anyone, least of all me. But I’ve been reading all about this developing scandal surrounding Representative Mark Foley and his messages to Congressional pages, and I want to make sure I fully understand the situation. So, let’s review:

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