I don’t speak Japanese and about all I know of that ancient culture is what I’ve picked up from Godzilla movies, but I can’t imagine this commercial would be any less terrifying to the average Japanese consumer than it is for this gaijin:
I’ll probably be seeing golden sparkly stuff in my dreams for weeks… arg!
(For the record, I spotted this little wonder of weirdness this morning over at The Bleat.)
I’d rather watch Aunold fly at me in sparklies than David Hasselhoff flying through the air
http://youtube.com/watch?v=62S1vws4y7s
What the hell is he advertising?? And is there an antidote??
Chenopup: another horrible image in my head!
Robert, some folks here in my office claim that this ad is for some kind of super-charged energy drink, like Red Bull with more caffiene or something. This explains the manic behavior and the optical hallucinations, at least.
Oh, and Cheno? You think The Hoff’s version of “Hooked on a Feeling” is scary? Try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykSzwYQV6PU
And “Secret Agent Man” isn’t any worse?
I picture the Hoff with his kids camera and his Mac down in his basement shooting most of this stuff… I think the cute girls was stock footage 🙂
That was the longest 3:03 of my life. Like watching a train wreck.