Perusing the blogosphere’s reaction to the latest “security” restrictions imposed on air travelers, I ran across the following remark:

Soon some terrorists will attempt to smuggle explosive onboard in their colons. The TSA will respond by banning all assholes from commercial flights. Air crews will respond “We’ve been wanting that for years!”

Sorry about the naughty word, but the punchline seemed to lose something without it…

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