What’s at Your Library?

To kick off Book Week here at Simple Tricks and Nonsense, here is an item I’ve been meaning to blog about for some time but haven’t gotten around to yet. (My apologies if you’ve already seen it somewhere.) It’s a list of the top 1000 titles owned by libraries as determined by an organization called the Online Computer Library Center (OCLC), a network of some 53,000 libraries around the world. According to the intro copy, the list — which is updated annually — comprises “the intellectual works that have been judged to be worth owning by the ‘purchase vote’ of libraries around the globe.”

As you can probably imagine, the list includes all the usual canonical titles that you think of when you hear the word “classics,” but there are some surprises. One of them appears right in the top 20, which I’ve reproduced below the fold. (Hint: I’m talking about number 15…)

  1. The Bible
  2. United States Government Census
  3. Mother Goose
  4. The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri
  5. The Odyssey, Homer
  6. The Iliad, Homer
  7. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain
  8. The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien
  9. Hamlet, William Shakespeare
  10. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
  11. Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes
  12. Beowulf
  13. The Koran
  14. The Night Before Christmas, Clement Clarke Moore
  15. Garfield at Large, Jim Davis
  16. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
  17. Aesop’s Fables
  18. 1,001 Arabian Nights
  19. Macbeth, William Shakespeare
  20. Gulliver’s Travels, Jonathan Swift

Garfield at Large? On the same list as MacBeth and The Odyssey? Now, I’m no snob… I’m glad that the list isn’t entirely composed of the dusty old tomes that are annually forced on unwilling high-school students. But Garfield at Large? Really? No kidding? Garfield at-fracking- Large? That whirring sound you can hear is the spinning of my head.

I’ll cop to the fact that I do own a copy of this particular title, and I’ll even go so far as to say that this collection of comic strips, the first of the approximately 89,422 Garfield books that have been pumped out of Davis’ sweatshops over the past 25 years, was actually pretty funny in its time. That’s a complement that’s been very hard to pay to anything Garfield-related for a very long time. Even if this fat-ass, lasagna-gulping cartoon cat hadn’t been mercilessly overmarketed during the ’80s and early ’90s, and even if the strip wasn’t so cynically and transparently designed to appeal to the broadest possible audience by never, ever taking risks, the formula was squeezed utterly and completely dry by 1985 or so. How many variations can you do a four or five themes before they cease to be variations at all? And how soon before that is all possible humor drained out of the final product and all you’ve got is just one more day in the pathetic, boring lives of a morbidly obese cat, a mentally challenged dog, and their clinically depressed human? But the very first Garfield book, at least, had some laughs in it, at least as best as I can recall. (I haven’t actually opened the book since I was about 14.) Nevertheless, including it on this particular list raises a number of questions:

  1. Of all the cartoon strips in all the newspapers in all the world, how is it that Garfield is the one that has achieved sufficient popularity to rank alongside the great works of Western literature in the top library holdings? I always assumed Peanuts was pretty much the gold standard for comic strips, so if the #15 slot was going to go to a cartoon, why not a Snoopy book? Is Garfield really the pinnacle of the cartoonist’s craft?
  2. Considering that the list is compiled based on purchases made during a particular year, we can assume that a helluva lot of copies of this particular Garfield book were bought by libraries during 2005. Why this one title instead of one of the other titles in this never-ending series? Is it because librarians know that the first one is really the only funny one? Is it because all those vintage first-edition copies spontaneously disintegrated in the past year after decades of service? Was there was an unreported rash of nostalgia-fueled thefts?
  3. And finally: By what stretch of the imagination can a Garfield book be considered an “intellectual work?”
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8 comments on “What’s at Your Library?

  1. Cranky Robert

    That’s a real poser, Jason. I can only imagine that the movie sparked some interest. Of course, I was similarly baffled by the release in 2005 of a film version of Garfield, which 1) we never ever needed, and 2) we really never ever needed after about 1985. It’s all very strange.
    Still, I take some pleasure in the fact that The Lord of the Rings beat Hamlet. Hah!

  2. jason

    Ah, I had not considered the movie angle. Did you know there’s a sequel to that coming this summer? Unbelievable…
    Now that you mention it though, I wonder if the high placement of Lord of the Rings on this list is also related to the movie versions of that. The timing would be about right for a spike in purchases on that title.

  3. The Girlfriend

    I’m guessing this is based on purchasing previously released stuff. I can’t believe the Harry Potter franchise isn’t listed at all if the list is based on all purchases.

  4. jason

    Hm. It took some scrolling, but I did find Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (a.k.a. Sorcerer’s Stone, here in the illiterate United States) at #220.
    I find it hard to believe that libraries bought more copies of Garfield at Large in 2005 than Harry Potter. This list can’t be based on a single year’s purchases as I initially thought. Even so, it’s pretty hard to believe there are more copies of friggin’ Garfield in the world’s library systems than Harry Potter books. How is it possible? Did Jim Davis sell his soul and a plate of lasagna to the devil or what?

  5. Cranky Robert

    I suspect that LOTR would have been high on the list even without the movie. I don’t know what number it is now, but it is consistently ranked among the top 10 bestselling and most recommended books of all time.

  6. jason

    You’re probably right…
    Not counting Garfield or the Census, though, isn’t it interesting that LOTR is the only relatively recent work of fiction in the top 20? I think the next closest is probably The Night Before Christmas, and that one’s about a century old at this point. Any thoughts on what that says about “modern” — i.e., written in the last hundred years — fiction?

  7. Brian Greenberg

    I’m thinking it’s important to draw the distinction between most purchased and most owned. If the list was the 1,000 most owned books, I’m guessing the Top 20 (or maybe the Top 100) would be a tie for first. I mean, can you imagine walking into a library and asking for Hamlet, and having the librarian tell you, “Sorry, we don’t carry that book. Can I interest you in Garfield at Large?”
    So, if the topic is most purchased, the question then becomes, “Why would a library purchase a classic book like Hamlet or The Bible?” Other than brand-new libraries just stocking up, I’ve got to believe the top two reasons are theft and wear & tear. So, what I think we’re looking at here is the Top 20 checked out and/or stolen books in libraries. In that context, Garfield at Large makes some more sense. I bet there are thousands of copies of it innocently hiding under a pile of toys in some kid’s bedroom, just gathering late fees, not to mention the thousands of copies that get returned with an unidentifiable stain/odor on all of the pages…

  8. Cranky Robert

    I see your point, Brian, but it comes back to Jason’s original question: Why Garfield? Why not Schultz or Baum or Sendak or Seuss or Lewis or any of the many children’s books that would seem to be far more popular?