If the proofreading gig doesn’t pan out, I’m thinking I can always fall back on the Full Monty scenario…
Your Stipper Song Is |
 Closer by Nine Inch Nails“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no Soul to tell” When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy. |
Curiously, I took the test twice, entering the same answers both times, but got two different results. The first time, my song was “Dirrrty” by Cristina Aguillera. I’ve never heard either of these tunes that I can remember. I’m so unhip…
I don’t like Nine Inch Nails, with the exception of this song, which I like very, very much… My stripper song is the same. I don’t know if I should be scared by that or not. 🙂
I’m scared. But then, upon reflection, I guess this whole entry is a little scary…
Strange. I got the same result. I’ve never even heard of the song! I always pictured that mine would be “Yummy Yummy Yummy” by Ohio Express.
Now that is scary!
(Seriously, I suspect this test was designed for the kiddies — whoever put it together has probably never heard any music recorded prior to five years ago. Damn kids.)