If you enjoyed yesterday’s lighthearted peek into the personal lives of your favorite Star Wars heroes, then you’re going to love today’s head-first dive into the dank underbelly of vaguely creepy foreign marketing materials:
I mean, come on… do you really think the Dark Lord of the Sith is all that interested in text messaging?
OK, I can’t resist . . .
Vdr31@aol.com: hi emp wassup?
Palpatine@sithheadquarters.gov: not much u?
Vdr31: ss,dd
Palpatine: LOL
Vd31: Dude did u c Lost?
Palpatine: No 🙁 Reception in new Death Star sucks ass
Palpatine: hey u therE?
Vd31: Sorry some hot JApanese schoolgirls r here
Palpatine: WTF?
Vd31: Reminds me of Padme’s hairdo
Palpatine: Dude, you gotta get over that chick
Vd31: It just burns me up
Palpatine: Very funny
Vd31: Gotta go.
Palpatine: Luv u cuty
VD31: you r such a tool
Oh, thanks a lot, man. Now I’m laughing my ass off here at work and people are looking at me funny…
Very funny. Robert, it’s looking like you have too much free time on your hands. 🙂
I’m cracking myself up, too. This has got to stop!
I’m cracking myself up, too. This has got to stop!
Back away from the keyboard slowly with your fingers up…