I see in this morning’s headlines that Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned. Two thoughts occurred to me as I was reading about this development. First, if Mr. Bush is really as interested in “healing the country” as he said he was in his acceptance speech, he ought to consider nominating a Democrat for this position. I happen to know of a certain former trial lawyer and vice presidential candidate who isn’t doing much at the moment. And second, maybe now we can behave like grown-ups and uncover Lady Justice’s breasts…