Monthly Archives: July 2004

Movie Review: De-Lovely

As I demonstrated recently, my knowledge of so-called higher culture is pretty shaky. I’m especially ignorant when it comes to music, at least of the pre-rock ‘n’ roll variety. To me, “The Great American Songbook” and “Tin Pan Alley” are vaguely understood terms at best, and up until a couple of weeks ago the only Cole Porter tune I could name was “Anything Goes,” and that’s only because I’ve seen the opening credits of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom so many times.
But then I saw De-Lovely, an unconventional biographical picture about Porter, and I realized that I do, in fact, know quite a few of the popular songs from the first half of the 20th Century. I’ve heard them for years in movies both new and old, and I think it’s fair to say that they are woven into the fabric of our cultural consciousness; in other words, everybody knows these songs, even if their origins are cloudy these days. (I’m personally quite fond of “Begin the Beguine,” which I knew from the film The Rocketeer, and from a CD collection of Big Band music I picked up a few years ago, but I never realized it had been written by Porter.) De-Lovely is filled with Porter’s music, performed by modern-day singers such as Sheryl Crow, Elvis Costello, Alanis Morisette, and others whose faces I recognize but whose names I escape me. The film actually is a sort of musical, although the songs are used more to punctuate a given scene’s emotional impact than to drive the action or reveal information, as they do in a more traditional musical. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

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Can We All Grow Up a Bit?

I’m a little slow getting around to blogging about this, but here we go anyway. I saw on the local TV news a few nights ago that Vice President Dick “Go F*** Yourself” Cheney paid a visit to my hometown on Wednesday to rally the troops. He needn’t have bothered. To paraphrase Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, Utah is kind of a sure thing for the Republican Party. Our electoral votes would go to the GOP if they ran a one-legged platypus as their candidate, just so long as that platypus wore an American flag pin and mouthed the appropriate slogans about “family values.” (Insert wisecrack about family values and publicly telling senators to perform anatomical impossibilities on themselves here.)

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Choose to Form a More Perfect Union

On Monday night, Bill Clinton addressed the Democratic National Convention in Boston. I’m willing to bet that most of the people I know were not watching him, either because they hold certain, shall we say, strong feelings about the former president, or because my friends are the types that would consider watching a national political convention comparable to having their eyes melted out with an acetylene torch. And that’s a shame because it really was a remarkable speech, possibly the best one this man has ever given, and that’s saying a lot. In an age when public speaking is a lost art and discourse has been reduced to rancorous barbs, his elegant, carefully chosen and well-spoken words reminded me of what political statements should be like. More importantly, they painted a picture of what America should be like.

I’ll be honest: I’m not a huge fan of John Kerry. He’ll be getting my vote less for what he represents than for what he does not represent, which is four more years under an administration that I don’t trust and don’t believe in. But Clinton managed to make me feel far less grudging of a vote for Kerry, and he managed to articulate many of my feelings about how I think this country should be run and why the last four years have been a failure.

Therefore, as a public service for those who didn’t see the speech but need to hear its words, I am going to reprint the text of it here on Simple Tricks, slightly edited to eliminate the tedious “thank-you’s” and greetings that always precede the meat of any political address.

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Germany Photos

Just a quick note to let everyone know I’ve added a new album to my long-neglected photo gallery. This one contains pictures from a trip I took to Germany last fall. I’ve actually been working on this album for quite a while, scanning and adding photos a few at a time, so some of you may have already seen some of these shots. Even so, the album is finally in its finished form with captions and descriptions, so I invite everyone to go check it out.

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Episode III Has a Title

CNN is reporting this morning that the official title of the next (and presumably final) Star Wars movie will be Revenge of the Sith. Representatives of Lucasfilm made the announcement at this weekend’s massive gathering of comic book and science fiction fans in San Diego, Comic-Con International, where the crowd’s response was reported to be generally positive. My own response? I’m not sure yet. I sorta like it and I sorta hate it, which I guess is fitting because that’s been my reaction to the Star Wars prequels in general.

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Jerry Goldsmith

Given the huge amount of behind-the-scenes material now available to even the most casual movie fans in the form of DVD supplements and cable-TV programming, it saddens me to note how little of it pays tribute to film music. Music is one of the most underappreciated elements of quality filmmaking; while everyone oohs and ahhs over the latest visual spectacle to emerge from the special effects shops, only the most hard-core cinephile gives any thought at all to a movie’s score.

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UPDATE: Repairs to “End-of-Week Linkage”

Due to my relatively clumsy HTML coding skills and inattention to fine details, the previous entry went public with a couple of errors, one of which no doubt left my readers wondering just what the hell photographs of the CBS Studios lot had to do with drunken friends. I’ve tracked down the bug and restored the missing block of text, which describes about a fun little game my friend Cheno told me about. If you are so inclined, go back and skim the entry for the link.

Also, as long as I was in a tinkering mood anyway, I’ve added a long overdue copyright notice and my e-mail address to the site. I have a couple of other things I’d like to do as well, but I’m not sure if this is the day to do them…

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End-of-Week Linkage

Well, it’s Friday afternoon, and if you’re at all like me, you’re just watching the clock in the corner of your desktop and waiting for Mr. Slate to pull that little pteranodon’s tail feathers for the last time this week. Under these circumstances, it’s a fair bet that you won’t be too interested in reading anything too heavy, so in place of the usual pedantic rantings and meandering attempts at criticism, I’ll offer up a selection of the fun stuff I’ve encountered during my recent surfing.

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One Small Step

Yes, we were really there...

“This is an important day,” the teacher said. “Do you know why, Virginia?”

Virginia shook her pretty little bleach-blonde head and the teacher sighed.

“Today is important, Virginia, because thirty-five years ago on this date, human beings did something that previous generations had not thought possible: they walked on the Moon.”

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Movie Review: Spider-Man 2

[Ed. note: Fair warning: this entry is a long one, and it involves a fair amount of rambling. I’ll eventually get to Spidey 2, but it’s going to take a while, so please bear with me. Or don’t. After all, it’s your surfing time. Who am I to tell you how to spend your time?]

There are four things you should know about me before I voice my opinions on the summer’s biggest film so far, Spider-Man 2:

  1. I like comic books about superheroes.
  2. I like movies based on comic books about superheroes.
  3. I’ve seen most of the major films based on comics about superheroes.
  4. And for my money, the best comic-book superhero movie ever made is the 1978 version of Superman.
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