To the spammer who hit Simple Tricks hard in the wee hours this morning:

Telling me that my blog “sucks big black ass” over and over and over again is not an effective way to get me onboard with your ill-conceived marketing scheme. Not that I’d do it anyhow, but there’s no way I’m going to publish your offensive and most likely virus-ridden little URL after being repeatedly insulted.

I’m just sayin’.

Now kindly go screw yourself while I delete your 200 pointless wastes of bandwidth.

That is all.

J-