Remember that slightly off-color item I posted last week, the one about the 130,000 inflatable novelty breasts that had gone missing somewhere between China and Australia? Well, they’ve been found… turns out there was a paperwork error and the plastic mammaries went to Melbourne instead of Sydney. Employees of Ralph, the men’s mag that purchased the boobies, are even now frantically stuffing them into bags so the holiday issue of the magazine will go out on time.

I must confess to being somewhat disappointed. In the words of one commenter over at Boing Boing, I was looking forward to reports of these things washing ashore somewhere. On the positive side, the article I linked above says that Ralph “is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time.”

It’s the story that keeps on giving, I tell you!