Dec102008

Bond, James Bond

I can’t say I’m unhappy with the results of this “Which Action Hero Would You Be?” quiz:

You Scored as James Bond, Agent 007James Bond is MI6’s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and is somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. 

James Bond, Agent 007
79%
Batman, the Dark Knight
79%
Indiana Jones
75%
El Zorro
75%
Neo, the “One”
71%
Captain Jack Sparrow
63%
William Wallace
63%
Lara Croft
63%
Maximus
58%
The Terminator
54%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%

 

Suave, sophisticated… yeah, I like the sound of that. And I do look good in a tux, on the very, very rare occasion I’m called upon to wear one. I find it kind of weird, however, that I scored equally on Bond and Batman. What do these characters have in common, aside from access to high-tech gadgets and seemingly unlimited financial resources? Hm. Well, maybe I just answered my own question.

As for the equivalency of Indy and Zorro, well, I suppose they both use a whip, even if Zorro is better known for his swordplay. But wait, none of the questions asked about whips. And since when is The Terminator a hero? Strange…

Via Jim by way of Konstantin.

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3 comments on “Bond, James Bond”

  1. Ilya Burlak

    “Seemingly unlimited financial resources”. If that’s what makes you Bond or Batman, can you please adopt me, Jason?

  2. jason

    Ha! Consider it done, my friend!

  3. Ben

    I am Batman, the Dark Knight at 75% or Neo, the One at 71% –
    As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.