Machete duel ends with one man hogtied.
The article laconically notes that, “Fists where thrown and one man picked up a machete, police said. The second man also retrieved a machete, according to police, and they began dueling with the weapons.”
Who has not just one but two machetes laying around the house? In Salt Lake City?
I’m telling you, kids, it’s getting weird out there…
And a machete duel isn’t just tinkering back and forth like you’re fencing 😉
My bro had a machete when we were growing up – I had to take him down.
Oui Vei.