Well, That Was Unexpected

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So, I'm standing on a street corner in downtown Salt Lake yesterday waiting for the light to change, when this grubby, hipster-y looking guy carrying a suspiciously bulging gym bag steps up to me and says, "Hey, man, would you have any interest in buying -- "

I took a quick step to the left and braced myself for something uncomfortable.

" -- a fax machine?"

Out of the dozens of possibilities that had zipped through my mind after the words "interest in buying," I must confess that a fax machine was not one of them. Sad times are these, when young ruffians feel free to peddle such wares on our formerly respectable city streets...

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Also, fax machines are so 1990s. He might as well be peddling a VCR!

Heh - yeah, I had that thought too, and I'm normally the guy who's still using -- or at least defending -- outmoded tech!

Crap, I forgot who I was talking to. Sorry: "to whom I was talking."

Am I the only one who things this rule about not ending a sentence with a preposition is bullshit?

Nope. I think the workaround is awkward and stiff as hell. But I find myself doing it anyhow, because I'm supposed to be the great defender of grammar, you know.

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